Smoak on the Water
telecomic
6/1/20
11:15 AM
10

Until today, I had no idea what cars Infiniti was currently making. I haven’t thought about them in a long time. Kind of like Mitsubishi, except I actually have a Mitsubishi dealer near me (that mostly advertises and sells used cars).

5/11/20
11:39 AM
171

David, we like you around here. With the cars you like, please drive UNDER the speed limit at all times. We don’t want to see you killed. Can your cars even go faster than the speed limit? Read more

3/4/20
6:51 PM
3

I bet you think Libertarianism is a coherent ideology, rather than just Republican by another name.

3/4/20
2:32 PM
3

He was found guilty of using charity funds but the only punishment he received was being forced to return the money
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3/4/20
1:46 PM
17

If there’s one thing that we’ve learned over the past 4 years, it’s that some people, no matter the evidence screaming in their ears and beating their brains in, will never accept the reality that Trump is a bad person, a bad businessman, a corrupt president, and a complete charlatan. Read more

3/4/20
1:25 PM
6

Trump who hasn’t been convicted yet of any crimes. Except for all the ones’ his business have been cited for.

3/4/20
1:19 PM
10

The problem with mid-20s is you still look like a young person. Stay anywhere for more than a few years and people start to notice. Once you’re in your early 30s and have your ‘adult’ face, you can stay in the same identity for a good 10 years if you’re careful. This is also a lesson that some TV shows about immortals Read more

3/4/20
12:29 PM
5

Actually, it is implied that the adamantium poisoning was what overcame his healing factor. Not that as he got older his healing factor started to fail. 

3/4/20
11:07 AM
25

And this is where we are. Where the offenseA are so obvious that “well other people did it, so it can’t be that bad!” is a viable argument. Read more

3/4/20
10:48 AM
48

Yeah, an American president faking an orgasm at a rally is bad. I know you wanna turn hating Trump into a cliche so you can normalize his behavior but wrong is wrong. No matter how much you wanna spin it.

3/1/20
10:26 PM
37

You only dodge them when you don’t marry them.  He didn’t dodge this one; he was just lucky that the wound wasn’t fatal.

3/1/20
10:20 PM
30

and her father was an Irish immigrant. He “came here legally, lawfully, not cutting the line,” she said. Read more

2/23/20
1:25 PM
381

Mad Mike is gone but the Earth is still a-round...

I’ll see myself out