Smoak on the Water
telecomic
10/18/19
9:32 AM
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True; the New England playoff game with the drop in the end zone and bad FG attempt come to mind as the team letting Flacco down. It is amazing how Flacco could be so effective against New England - the Ravens were sometimes the toughest opponent the Patriots faced some years - and would just shit other people's beds Read more

10/18/19
9:29 AM
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If there was a wing in Canton for drawing defensive pass interference plays, Flacco would already be enshrined. Never seen anything like it - dude could throw for 220 yards for the game but draw 130 in DPI to Torrey Smith. Bill Simmons used to crack about that on his pod cast and columns, and I was like “DON’T GIVE Read more

10/18/19
6:55 AM
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As a Ravens fan, it is astounding how many of my Autumn Facebook Memories are of single-line status updates bitching about Flacco throwing into triple coverage or getting sacked after holding the ball for 8 seconds during a three man rush. Read more

9/19/19
11:50 PM
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My first trip to New Orleans was for a medical equipment conference in 2011. The conference was a dud but I did get one night out on Bourbon Street. After a couple hours of consuming alcoholic beverages served in novelty plastic containers, I was sufficiently content and incredibly hungry. I figured I was in one of Read more

9/9/19
10:11 AM
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In case you haven’t noticed, we’re not exactly unarmed. The US accounts for roughly half the planet’s military spending.

Who the fuck is going to invade us militarily when Facebook’s been cheaper, more effective and has cat videos?

9/8/19
12:57 PM
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You know, there MIGHT be a reason why you’re still in the grays, and it COULD have something to do with comments like this.

8/30/19
10:03 AM
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I am curious what Bernard’s mental health history and/or previous criminal record will reveal. My gut tells me this was not this guy’s first episode, and there’s not many resources in that part of Virginia that could have provided much more help than a pill or a cot for a night or two. 

8/28/19
11:09 PM
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It was possibly the most foul baked good I've ever had. It would be a great dare on a Japanese game show

8/27/19
11:02 PM
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Two WORST THINGS EVER COOKED stories:

1) IKEA sells a number of Scandinavian food products in their furniture stores so you can feel all kinds of worldly and sophisticated when you buy a melamine bookshelf you have to take home and assemble. They sell a number of spices, often rotating with the seasons. I saw lemon Read more

8/24/19
2:05 PM
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The Orioles Probably Didn’t Even Notice They Were Eliminated From Playoff Contention”

Been aware of that since May, thanks. 

8/14/19
1:28 PM
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That’s not sexist; that’s accurate. There was a wonderful old website called “Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers” that had to do some serious soul-searching once Kenny Rogers went under the knife and no longer looked like himself.