Rodney Orr-iole

well, I know that NOW

My first trip to New Orleans was for a medical equipment conference in 2011. The conference was a dud but I did get one night out on Bourbon Street. After a couple hours of consuming alcoholic beverages served in novelty plastic containers, I was sufficiently content and incredibly hungry. I figured I was in one of…

Ugh, hope your ankle is recovering nicely. Never a fun experience!

In case you haven’t noticed, we’re not exactly unarmed. The US accounts for roughly half the planet’s military spending.

Who the fuck is going to invade us militarily when Facebook’s been cheaper, more effective and has cat videos?

TL; DR

You know, there MIGHT be a reason why you’re still in the grays, and it COULD have something to do with comments like this.

I am curious what Bernard’s mental health history and/or previous criminal record will reveal. My gut tells me this was not this guy’s first episode, and there’s not many resources in that part of Virginia that could have provided much more help than a pill or a cot for a night or two. 

It was possibly the most foul baked good I've ever had. It would be a great dare on a Japanese game show

Two WORST THINGS EVER COOKED stories:

1) IKEA sells a number of Scandinavian food products in their furniture stores so you can feel all kinds of worldly and sophisticated when you buy a melamine bookshelf you have to take home and assemble. They sell a number of spices, often rotating with the seasons. I saw lemon…

“The Orioles Probably Didn’t Even Notice They Were Eliminated From Playoff Contention”

Been aware of that since May, thanks. 

You are writing checks Delaware ain't gonna cash, son

This is so accurate it should be on the Wiki.

That’s not sexist; that’s accurate. There was a wonderful old website called “Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers” that had to do some serious soul-searching once Kenny Rogers went under the knife and no longer looked like himself.

They age in dog years there.

Chris Davis made Brandon Hide. 

Have you ever seen Peter Angelos? Your story would be way more realistic if after each win, they put a piece of clothing back on. 

Take your star and don't ever darken my door again. 

He could be Santa

We debated about adding the Nationals to the rule when they moved to DC, though it didn’t get past the discussion list. I’ve always thought it was kind of a cool “degree of difficulty” trait to the league.