Some guys just don’t develop huge muscles. I played hockey and was in the military and at my peak weight was about 205lbs, but looked the same as I did when I weighed 150lbs.

Most football players - even kickers! - are just really big people.

This is a good and important lawsuit.

And Texas Christian University is all about Jesus, and football, but mostly Jesus.

Gotta love annual those Caps fan events at the end of May.

GQ did a article a few years back about how fashion designers love hockey players for that reason. In real life they’re actually quite slender/closer to average fit guy build than most pro athletes.

Dion Phaneuf once sat in front of me at the movies and he had the biggest butt I’ve seen on a man. He was blocking the screen, or ‘screening’ I guess you’d say.

I’d agree. According to some graph that I found on google (that I have not data to backup, but that seems reasonable) the average player in the Premier League is roughly 5'11" (177 cm) and 170 pounds (77 kg), which is roughly average. For every other sport the players, even the “small” ones are pretty big dudes.

I would say soccer players because they’re just generally kinda tall and trim. Most football players - even kickers! - are just really big people. So are baseball players. Basketball players are generally pretty obvious. Even hockey players tend to have a bit of buff to them, and the missing teeth are a dead giveaway.

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I’ve always wondered: which athlete in any of the pro sports, if you saw them in street clothes at a grocery store, would look the least like a pro athlete? (NFL kickers and MLB relief pitchers not included)

Also, as she’s clearly a Trump supporter, we’ll see how she feels about Obamacare over the next few days. 

Texas A&M PD is seeking extradition to College Station.

You gotta think that over half of the packages are just thrown away because they aren’t valuable enough to sell and the thief doesn’t want the item. It seems like such a crapshoot unless you can tell that the box has something good in it before stealing. I hope the thief that stole my magnifying glass (for work, I’m…

To be fair, he only joined the crime ring very recently after it started doing well.

It helps when your face is all over the local news because you looked like a complete bumbling idiot. Nothing like hilarity to get more eyeballs—and more eyeballs means more likely identification.

Police apprehended not just these two, but an entire crime ring as well. In all, a total of eleven men and women were arrested. That said, police are on the lookout for an unknown, unnamed 12th man.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

Not only that, but shit like this makes it far easier for climate change deniers to distract us from important discussions.

At this point they need to at least blank out what was written. The only thing worse than a semi-permenant missing rectangle at the site would be this constant bit of propoganda.