It’s shitty enough on an everyday basis, but imagine saying that to a recently-retired PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.

Hope she finds peace and strength.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

I went to high school with a guy who argued that Pink Floyd was “imitation U2"...which is wrong on so many levels.

Yeah, you gotta drink it all down,

Silk roads? Where we’re going we don’t need silk roads.

Never been a huge fan of Nirvana, yet the Unplugged album is one of my top 5 albums ever made. I could listen endlessly on a loop.

Wait, using humans as batteries makes absolutely no thermodynamic sense? You don’t say!

Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

Maybe Barron can move to Slovenia as an adult. He speaks the language, and people there won’t feel nearly the same personal dislike for his family as they will here. I seriously hope he grows up to be a decent person. He might be the only one it’s not too late for. Maybe his dad being elected president, and thus…

Agreed, I do it on both plates (like Drew, I live in Maryland which requires a front plate as well as a black) after buying the car.

I feel bad for him until he gives me reason not to.
Eric, Ivanka and Don Jr deserve our scorn. They all know their father is terrible, but they stay there for the sweet sweet money.
Melania also deserves our scorn.

Barron is a child who has no real option but to stay where he is. He is the George Michael Bluth of the…

A wake up call given to a white techbro slacker by a black man, written by two transwomen.

She’s the smartest by default. Which, I suppose, is the best anyone in that miserable family could hope for.

Who would have thought that Tiffany Trump was the smartest one in the bunch? Did not see that coming a few years ago...

When Bannon called Ivanka ‘as dumb as a brick’ it might have been the one and only time I was in agreement with him.

That question could also have ended after the first four words

People who seize every opportunity to say “you shouldn’t ever expect a handout” also are the ones whose party is trying to abolish the estate tax.

Your reply would have been funnier if you said she became legendary for filing a law SUIT.

If I recall, Erin became legendary for wearing her birthday suit.