They are the “yeah I feel ok just a little bubble guts, but I’m still ready to go out” team. Followed inevitably by shitting themselves so violently on the subway a car has to be retired.

When you have Andy Reid as your head coach, this is what you should expect.

The Chiefs are underrated as a team that consistently shits the bed but holy cow can they poop on a mattress with the best of em

So you want Will Sasso doing play-by-play while impersonating Al Pacino.

anything to keep him out of the broadcast booth

Boo!!! That was the slowest gentlest kick to the face, didn’t merit such an emotional reaction.

I wouldn’t even be mad.
“Yo, check this out: JVD kicked me straight in the schnoz!”

“Awesome!”

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

Tony Randall! (As said by Tom Hanks)

how are these two pictures both of the same person??

What’s the record for time between Deadspin write-ups? Because 7-and-a-half years is a pretty solid stretch.

Based on the picture, are we sure she’s not really Elway’s kid?

Fake video. You’d never see anyone associated with the Redskins tackle with that kind of effort.

Cooke comments are merely continuing the tradition of honor, respect and pride synonymous with the Redskins name.

always nice to see an old face

Whoa now, those two agreed to get fucked by him. There were legally binding contracts that are matters of public record to prove that they allowed for such debasement to occur. They paid him to fuck them. If that’s not consensual then we need to have a serious discussion with the Merriams and Websters.

If you read this article in obverse, you’ll hear that Paul is alive.

CP3 is better than all these Pauls.

Filling segments with science!? This is why ESPN is losing the conservatives.

Another high priced and hyped-up Apple product that failed to live up to expectations and make its owners very unhappy and with buyer’s remorse....