Pleasantly surprised that they beat the fucking bears, beat the worst team in the league in ot, and beat the buccaneers in ot? I mean, thats a low bar my friend.

There is also a homeless camp next to the WaWa.

In comparison to where the 49ers play, every team plays downtown.

Which one’s which?

*pushes glasses up nose* It’s Center City, Jon.

Well, there’s a difference between being in the city that you supposedly play for and not. Landover Racists should not be called the Washington anything. The Wizards, Nationals, and Capitals are legitimately in the city.

A Winston defender instead of an accuser, rare.

I always wondered where the “leave Britney alone” guy went.

When did you get a kinja, Jameis?

Non-displaced Spiral fracture of the tibial metaphysis (middle of the bone) is also known as a “Toddlers Fracture”. It is crazy common and almost always heals non-operatively in a cast.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Indeed. Quite cheeky of him.

This play didn’t just wreck the Falcons’ chances of winning the game, it damn near killed ‘em.

Did a good job to holed onto that.

So he’s like Mark Sanchez but in reverse.

When I saw J-Lo’s ass for the first time in 2001, that was an assterception...

Eh, I think a lot of people consider the Christmas slate of games to be the unofficial start of the “real” NBA season. Personally, I look forward to them.

Sure, he’s muscular now, but I challenge you to find one picture of Tim during his playing career where he’s not ripped.

Soooooooooo go ahead and post Josh Johnson’s record for us please.