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the vibrator was not about sex

I never understood why all DC teams simply didn’t take on District monuments/buildings and red/white/blue uniforms (like the Caps and Nationals). I mean, wouldn’t be easy to change the ’Skins’ awful McDonald’s-worker-looking-unis to some stars-n-stripes bullshit? Make it look sleek and call them the fuckin’ Washington…

I think Deadspin writers should refer to the Washington Football team only as the Redhawks going forward. If only to upset emotionally fragile Redhawks fans. Please

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Honestly though...Washington Redhawks has a nice ring to it. Better than the Wizards and the Nationals if you ask me.

She was a legit model in her day. Supermodel she was not.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

The people, by a margin of 3 million, voted for Clinton.

The decision is the “will of the American people.”

Somebody, not on a team or the league’s payroll, needs to be protecting these guys

Jesus. One person on their sideline gave the final approval to send him back in. It should not be hard to determine who that person is. That person needs to be fired. Today.

The NFLs concussion protocols continue to be complete bullshit. Somebody, not on a team’s payroll, needs to be protecting these guys from themselves and the coaches who obviously care more about a win and preserving their jobs than if their players are able to speak in complete sentences in their 50s. If a guy that…

Yeah Suits was definitely not a thing in the US. The only Canadian show I know is Degrasse, anything else is generally not that good. The Canadian Project Runway was the worst of all, literally nothing but beige and boring cuts.

That’s a mixed person “gift”. We could be some dope-ass spies. It also means we get all the choice racial slurs thrown our way because people are certain they hate us but they’re not sure how.

Speaking of The Rock, I have this same fight with people who don’t know The Rock is half black. Or they that being Hawaiian is the same as being Samoan.

I think rules are more relaxed today than before, this one only got one star.

I doubt that anybody is unaware that older cars were designed to meet a lesser impact standard. That’s the whole point - here’s why car designed over a quarter century ago that’s still being produced probably shouldn’t be.

As my grandfather would say “they don’t build ‘em like they used to” to which I’d reply “Thank God.”