Five guys gives you an absurd amount of fries, and I am okay with that.

Saw Title.

Pretty sure these are the guys who make it, but I think that line was a limited edition and no longer available. http://www.garanimals.com/products.php 

Do you want your survival at sea to depend on a British V12?

This is fucking brilliant. Kudos to you, sir.

I need 75 other people to go as “The Cardinals lost their ___ game”. Who’s in?

Really it’s gonna be me with just shoes, a jersey, a hat, and a bat.

I made the light wall from Stranger Things

Ahead of Hamilton Nolan, that’s for damn sure.

I’m going as “user-generated content” (i.e. not going at all)

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

I think the Baylessian part of our brains were called Bad Brains and that inspired a hardcore/reggae band in DC in the late 70s

I mean, going back to last year they have lost their last four games.

No...you do not have to trade your car, in fact a Hyundai dealer is probably not going to want a TDI trade in. So you take your buyout check and use it towards the purchase of the Hyundai. All you have to do is prove that you were once an owner of a TDI, which would be easy with a copy of your registration.

I agree. The most amazing part of it, was the absolute silence. I mean it was so unbelievable that the entire room (Tammy, the moderator, the guy operating the camera just sat there in silence for a minute.)

*Stunned silence intensifies*

I just imagine the spinning wheel in his head ala Scott Pilgrim and instead of COMMEND HER ON HER SERVICE, it landed on RACIST RETORT.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…