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Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

I was at work (in Bethesda) and this was on a TV in the lobby. I could see the TV before I could hear it, and the whole time I'm walking closer looking at that smoldering house I'm thinking "please dont let there be kids inside, please God please no kids." I also have a 2 year old and a 5 month old. Yeah, this fucked

Excuse me, sir. He danced during his introduction to the NBA therefore he is a thug who only cares about himself and will never win a championship.

Goddammit. I googled after reading your comment. This morning, I saw that the plane crash happened in MD at my terminal and said out loud to my colleagues, "small plane; only fits 6 people." Obviously, I didn't think much of it (you hear about small planes crashing every few weeks). I don't have children, but I can't

Fuck Cancer! Fuck childhood cancer with a rusty spike!!

Here in the DC area there was a plane crash earlier today that killed an infant, toddler and their mother. Then learned about the passing of Miyah later in the day. I have a 2 year old and a 2 month old, big Wizards fan and have no problem admitting that I was bawling my eyes out when I saw that live.

"A man with a father would've given a better interview." - Colin Cowherd.

Fuck Colin Cowherd.

Steadily taking over the DC pro sports scene. Feels absolutely amazing to watch this young man professionally mature in front our eyes right here in DC.

so refreshing to see this compared to the debacle that is the redskins

Could Idris Elba still play her?

Duh....Europe is on the metric system so their miles are shorter than ours. Come on people...

They don't make them like they used to... Thankfully.

I'm afraid, but the Shooting brake will go the same way most of the other gorgeous Volvo concept went...it will be cancelled. Gorgeous Volvo concepts always get cancelled. :(

I debated on whether or not to feed this troll, but what the hell:

My neighbor's cousin earned $4-$6 thousand dollars in one transaction buying luxury SUVs for the Chinese. Click here to find out how!

I like how the doors open for the paramedics. Nice feature.

Oh holy shit, that looks horrible for a fairly modern full-size truck.

The Lifan always leaves one to tell the tale.

If speeding in Virginia is such a serious offense, why the fuck is everyone speeding in Virginia? Lived there for a year and people plow through the left lane like racing drives.