I am a white suburbanite, lifelong diehard Wizards fan who has given up on the franchise which must not be named. And you are kind of correct. That said, a lot of people around here are getting real fed up with the 'Skins, and the Bullets peaked way back in the 70s and were never nearly as popular as the football…

Yeah, no. That's a load of crap. Race has nothing to do with Wizards support; decades of futility does.

This wouldn't be the first time a Meem was played out.

Meanwhile, Russell Wilson is doing some rumor investigating as well:

"Remember when Mariah Carey could sing?"

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It's the Foosball table that says Bad Motherfu**er on it.

I doubt the people buying this will be doing any self maintenance.

Congrats on the 2 million. That's good for 24th in attendance! You're only the population of Orlando behind the Twins (19th, after four straight 5th or 4th place finishes).

I understand why Josh Donaldson might be happier out of Oakland. In Toronto, every player is guaranteed to get the entire first week of October off.

I personally side with Beane here. There were 500 fans at the Coliseum who expected to see their team's best guy play that day.

Nailed it.

He cried for your grins.

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

I said, war (h'uh)

"In Indian Country, the Cherokee Nation's boycott of all OAF-sponsored events"

Curt Schilling Confused By "Economy, Laws" in "Rhode/Island"

I'm having a little trouble with the facts that are being presented to me right now.

Those quotes are made 100x better by being posted by "Vin" and "Diesel".