Like Becca, I would like to apologize to everyone for perpetuating a fraud, as I am neither French nor from Montana.

Cloth seats are superior to leather because they have better grip, and don’t get too hot or cold depending on weather. The seats in the SI are even more comfortable than the leather ones that come in the EX-L and Touring. If the Si had an optional automatic transmission, I’d jump on it, because the Si is superior to…

Classic showboat move. Go for the three when all he needed to do was bait the defense into a three-second lane violation and hit the subsequent technical free throw. I’ve had it with hero ball.

You’re right. He’s one of us.

Come on, dude, on any other site they might be allowed to call him a madman. But here? Wouldn’t he just be a regular Jalop?

Crate Motor Monday! Please come again.

An S2000 with torque?

Hey look I found the perfect place for it.

Also any insight if this will fit in an Insight?

old muscle cars from the ‘90s

The only true way to measure horsepower accurately is by putting your car in a tug-of-war against a team of actual horses, and counting how many horses it takes to break even.

They are busy making money, not commenting on Jalopnik...

Brilliant! Now I see our strategy for stopping their missile tests.

Looks like they’ve been at it for a while.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Bad take. This is no different than showing off your new gun to your friends in your backyard because you “figured it was safe”, and then someone commenting “Well, he’s doing pretty much what the gun is designed to do.”

When the Demon Hellcat comes out will Tesla just release a software update called Demon Killer to troll the Mopar boys?