The way it soars through the air is almost Regal.

That has to be the landing of the century!

It’s just a measurement for comparison now. Kind of like horsepower. Last I checked I didn’t see 485 stallions under my hood.

0-60 is a stupid, meaningless measurement that has absolutely NO RELEVANCE AT ALL in the 21st century! There, I said it. Tom McCahill, considered by most of us to be the father of the magazine road test invented it in the very early 50s when he was testing cars for Popular Science and Mechanix Illustrated. The…

0-60? as relevant as nurburgring times

That’s a sweet fucking battle scar. I’d leave it. Imagine all the questions you’d get at the mall about a tire mark and tire shaped dent on your hood. Totally badass.

Because being crazy is cheaper than doing a ton of drugs.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Gamestop sucks but there’s nothing inherently wrong with buying used. We do that with almost literally every other non-disposible consumer product on earth.

well aren’t you a ray of sunshine...

It was still $75,000 until it left the lot and became a $42,000 @DodgeHellcat

Thieves still a $75,000

Deadspin is the last place I expected LiveJasmine ads to pop up.

The amount of mercury in multiple dental fillings is about 1/4 or less than eating fish once per week. Mercury in amalgam isn’t toxic at all.

It’s a Panda...

Don’t lose faith. Authorities released their findings on the cause of the accident...

I thought a little guy on a cloud with a fishing rod is supposed to fly in and put you back on the track.

Announcer: And remember, the losing team has to watch the remainder of the game without a shirt on in this cold hockey arena.

I think we've found a replacement for the shootout, folks