Nope. You just can’t improve on a 1986 Chrysler LeBaron GTS.

the joke almost worked....then you remember that he wasn’t driving....womp

I don’t think he was driving.

It’s not... not the trip I was referring to.

Other alternatives:

Who cares? Why are you Ramming this down our throats?

who the fuck is eric garland

No, it has to drive the rest of the way.

Would depend immensely on what condition you bought it in, and how much labor you can do yourself.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

Congratulations Alabama!

Birmingham swooping in for the save. I felt tears in my eyes when I saw it.

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

So this thief’s methodology is to ... Passat on?

Final stats. Zero games. One steal.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

Maybe if the bin was wearing the other team’s colors...

Yes. I also frequently visit prisons to tell the inmates they are bad people who do bad things.