Was it Ted Cruz?

I always remember my wife getting the smile when she was buying diapers and condoms.

Oh totally.

What do you thimk her position is on ‘schlonged’?

Nothing is what you expect it to be

This woman brings out all of my worst impulses

Thank you!

So you’re basically a tease - “Hey, I have this great recipe! No, I’m not going to post it!”

I seem to recall reading that they like crazy ass shit like tuna and corn on pizza

Is there a ‘sexiest woman alive’ award? I think Tina Fey should get it. I find her so attractive. She is so smart and funny and good looking. She could make a visit to the library so freakin awesome.

I’m sorry - excuse me for just a moment - did you say that they asked for their FUCKING BLOOD???!!!???

I thought ‘the blacks’ loved him? I wonder whatever the matter could be?

Thanksgiving sandwich and a very few versions of sammy with fries or hashbrowns are the only times I can accept anything but the meat and bread. Disregarding a classic sub, of course.

The Union Leader’s mom says it’s cool

He’s jammin the highway like a broken hero on a last chance power drive

Mediocre

Like talkin about your dog who just immediately understood how to sit up and beg.

Why is this shit still happening?

What is the deal with foot fetishes anyway? Also, why are there no hand fetishes?

Kitchenette is gone? That really sucks. It barely got going but I really enjoyed it.