Jeff Sessions just called. He said no. There is no difference.

Is this a real thing that happened? Are we sure this isn’t some kinda photoshop or wax figures or cardboard cutouts or something?

Oh yeah! Marilyn Manson! That’s still a thing? Cool!

Pointless article.

Are we sure that isn’t Rachel Dolezal?

The Man is expecting a whole lotta shooting and he doesn’t wanna disturb anyone’s sleep.

I was not expecting a Victor Buono reference today. At all.

As long as my 50% stake is the bigger one

Steve Harvey is no longer a friend?

Altho Tonya loses points for being a pignosed bitch, she earns many for excellent thighs and attitude.

What sexual partners?

Replace ‘Duma’ with ‘Congress’ and ‘Putin’ with ‘Trump’ and it’ll be like reading an article from the future!

I just occurs to me (yeah, I’m slow) that this content is essentially misogynistic. The underlying message is sexual desirability. When June becomes more sexually desirable to the average male, she has more value.

I would like to change my username (from actual name) to TomiLahrensecretly hasabigass. How do I do that?

Is Deuce not also guilty of some recent paella crimes? What woke him up and who told him about internet?

Allison Janney is a severely underutilized genius. I’d very much like to see an anything with her and Illeana Douglas.

One has kids, one is a fat guy, the others have lips and asses.

You sound very threatened. Hysterical, even.

Purple socks

My conundrum and logic were the same, but I went with the opposite vote. How does this happen?