Why would she even pay attention to this? To many guys, simply being visible means she’s ‘asking for it’. People are idiots. Why overthink it? I don’t think anything is gonna change.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

As a straight, non-Christian guy, can someone explain all of this to me? I have never been to a chick-fil-a but I do really enjoy chicken sandwiches. I enjoy dead birds in many forms, actually. How has delicious chicken become an issue of religion or sexuality? Are non-straights somehow prohibited from delicious…

OMG

I hope that’s solid

Look, I’m a middle aged white guy. I also happen to be poor and uneducated. I have had some very unpleasant run-ins with police. In fact, my white son just went before a black judge.

Thanks for reminding me I’m old

What are their views and agenda?

“She has to come up with ways to claim what she wants to happen to really happen”

As a man, I have many confused thoughts about this.

These comments seem to indicate that men may be a problem.

How do you expect me to immediately think of raw, dirty, ass-thumping, selfish sex if I hafta consider the sex-object as a thinking and feeling human being?

Sunchoke is not sun-dried artichoke? I was all excited, picturing them with deep flavor, all cured in olive oil.

What is your position on ‘screwed the pooch’?

You know what Kumanthong is? Very similar. I like this premise.

This is basically every real people place in Jersey. You can’t walk into Macho Nacho or Longfellow’s or Arthur’s or whatever and start crying about gluten or nuts or some shit. We got what we got and ifya don’t like it, get it somewhere else.

You know, I love these stories. I really do. I look forward to them and read them to my wife and kids. They’re always amusing. If I can offer one small critique tho, enough with the editor’s notes. I know this is personal to you and you feel for each of these but it’s really too much. Would you like to hear every side…

Welcome to the 21st century. It’s all about you. Selfieculture means you can be oblivious as a motherfucker.

Macaulay Culkin is making me really sad these days. I’m glad he hasn’t gone full Dana Plato but he clearly has some issues. For happiness he should change his name to Mac Cully, grow an Alaska-level beard and do something involving trucks. He’s so on the edge and I want him to be okay.

Taylor’s thighs advise me that she will be looking like Blondie in the future.