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Surely my MS is the result of being a slutty slut. Blast these intrepid sleuths, they have exposed the truth!

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

UGH. This idiot gained notoriety because he supported the GG morons and the crazy thing is that he openly admitted in his personal blog that he hated gamers and they STILL SUPPORTED HIM. He wrote that all gamers were fat, lazy beta males that would accept him for being more alpha than them and they proved him right.

May I suggest a “gaggle” of flaccid weens?

A Confederacy of Shitbirds.

I love the person who incredulously asked him if he was a journalist.

This reminds me of the “is it gold and white or black and blue” dress.

Now, the lady behind her in the purple vagina dress, on the other hand...

Lol Jayden, did you cut off your dreads and then... bring then to a party as an accessory? Not quite as personally unsettling as the time a drunk white dude pulled a dread off his head and gave it to me packaged inside a russian doll on the bus once, but its up there.

Head to toe, this is PHENOMENAL. That color looks so lovely on her.

*kisses fingertips*

Curse you for that visual!

I can post gifs again!

A “pucker” of assholes?

Is it a passel, a murder, a flock, or a herd of assholes?

I’d gladly cheer the fall of the network, but I suspect Trump’s propaganda arm is far more extreme and almost entirely online.

The lady with the glasses who “Jims” to the camera! This guy is a real life Dwight Schrute.

Headlines like these give me life.

He looks like a fucking Cyclops.