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This is perfect. Thank you so much. The first three are so. fucking. real.

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Here’s hoping it follows the process of other musical cameos before such as that of the excellent Sigur Ros whose 20 second cameo saw them pelted with fake coins.

I like the part where he admits that he’s too much of a coward to go to a college campus and then calls the students “snowflakes”

Like the super white kids that “performed” hip hop dances and whatnot? Those episodes were the best. So much cringe.

i love all trash reality tv so i am here for this

Please clap.

YAAAAAS BRING ON THE EMBARRASSING PERFORMANCES AND TEMPER TANTRUMS

The degree to which sportswriters perennially downplay Serena’s utter domination of modern tennis is a scandal.

IT’S A-ME! INAVKA!

what? Certainly this guy could never be a Dr. feelgood...

That too.

Suck it, fucko.

I want to pass away

everything is dreck

My main takeaway here is that Teen Vogue is not letting nobody get away with NOTHING. And now that there’s finally a more-than-just-decent major fashion rag out there, it went to bimonthly and may merge with the largely content-ruined Allure, *sob* (still grateful to have it at all, though)

I fucking love Chloe! I was really speaking about the adult characters. I figured it was a show about self loathing, which likes to hang out with anger, so I can see that. It just didn’t get deep for me, but I still watched it, so it worked on some level. Mostly the Adam Scott level.

I didn’t mind the lack of big twists. I appreciated the tidiness; how all the myriad possibilities that flew around in the first six episodes gradually settled into their logical place by the seventh. It was a well-crafted, satisfying conclusion that rewarded the audience’s emotional investment. That it was so

I did not. I am sick and tired of plot twists for the sake of plot twists. They went the logical route, and it was good, old-fashioned storytelling.

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!