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This is so lucid and good.

It’s very Maddie Ziegler cover bandy?

I know nothing about dance but I will say that I think this modern lyrical long-limbed thing works better for her than any other Generic Pop Star choreography I’ve seen her do.

Yes shes so good

Like instead of a wacky guy in a trench coat, maybe: your boss! That police officer? Your good friend.

I like this a lot; I wish they’d pushed it farther.

“If there is a wasp, or a slug or something...”

I just love this.

Should have known nature would never be that merciful—sorry frog; free bugs on me.

yesterday i was thinking about how frogs can get boiled to death without really noticing that it’s happening; and then i was thinking man aren’t frogs lucky thats kind of a sweet deal.

:(

Wow I never thought about “the social conditions of globalization” until I looked at these dogs being tortured good job nice art well done so smart

right, that debate is stupid.

The pros and cons of hypothetical timelines for an investigation completely outside either of our control (unless....Robert??) is the literal opposite of “important to debate.”

I’m not giving mike pence anything this is just a hypothetical dw

pre-2018 impeachment is what i’m hoping (perhaps naively) for

I know this investigation is actually moving along very quickly; I need it to be faster though.

hi just checking in to say that daily life under this fucking administration is like getting slowly steamrolled to death

God it’s amazing what white people will forgive white dudes for.

Imagine Kellyanne Conway in Spicer’s place. It’s no fucking different, they’re both liars on behalf of a president who is an unrepentant extension of all of America’s darkest realities. Something tells me Colbert wouldn’t find it in his heart to enable a

I mean to be fair, after the handshake he gave her a very warm and affectionate slo-mo ...shove.

I liked it quite a lot too—and was surprised how truly funny it was! Like Javier’s character talking about his writing cracked me up.

I mean (and this is sincere) overreacting is better than underreacting when it comes to potential rape apologists so ultimately I fist bump you.