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Coming of age blog broadcasted to the entire world is the functional definition of pop music though?

The whole thing played without buffering ❤️

Ok, you were so right:

I am too queasy to actually go-to-there, but I am going to read this delightful fucking screen cap SEVERAL more times today.

Danys house is literally all about incest that would not bother her

Exactly I know it’s not technically a *sexy* boner but I really think autopsy ween should count

boom yes you me and mr orville can watch a funny show instead

Yeah, I’ve been in therapy for an ED for six years now, and even watching the trailer for this my fucked up mind kept feeling jealous of a fictional character whose life was falling apart.

I love the idea of on-screen narratives building a more understanding public when it comes to eating disorders, but if I watched

I mean we’re eating a daily vegetable so I think we’ll probably live forever.

The teeny chunks of peanut butter frustrate me because they’re so few and far between, but I do love scooping that flavor it into a blender with banana and coco powder and calling it a breakfast smoothie.

This is my actual real dinner, once a week at a minimum.

I couldn’t finish watching this because my entire soul left my body lol hate when that happens

Nothing beats full fat coffee ice cream, I agree. But I think the problem is that halo top is way over sweetened, and chocolate is the least sweet.

Ooh see I bought the birthday cake one when I was stoned and then got so, so mad at myself. I don’t even like birthday cake flavored ice cream. So birthday cake flavored protein sludge turns out didn’t appeal to me either. I ate like one bite and then tried to pick the “sprinkles” out and just eat those and then I

Okay I have this game figured out.

A Mexican friend in my grad program used to side eye Junot Diaz for using la Virgen so much in his writing even though he’s Dominican—I’m sure she’d side eye Beyoncé even harder.

Oh my god I’m an idiot.

She’s a fucking virtuoso I love her give her all the emmys.  

Tangential: I only just learned recently that Matt Walsh is a weird religious conservative—so now I’m wondering how is he like “in” with all my favorite comedic actors?

That whole episode made the entire season worthwhile. The scene where Catherine is born is one of my favorite TV moments of all time.  

This is how I feel but my heart turned to ash a couple of months ago so