Question here—In somebody’s experienced legal opinion: what the fuck? What—like....what.

I’m tempted to give Ryan the benefit of the doubt here because he’s always been so committed to preserving the dignity and propriety of our governmental institutions—OH WHATS THAT YOU SAY? ITS ACTUALLY THE LITERAL OPPOSITE OF THAT?

damn Junot play along for one sec

Ok wow after browsing the other comments on here I just want to underscore that white ladies using race to make a big spectacle of their journey to decency is bad—like unequivocally bad and unhelpful—and also has a long and bad history in feminist movements....so, yeah; this was hundo p a shit garbage thing to say…

Oh yeah v stupid no doubt about that.

Can I just point out that he clearly bought that watch in a child’s size so that his hands would look bigger.

I feel like I’m always trying to decide, when people (often white women like me) do this, between 2 possibilities:

wow this is a fucking weird solution

Jojo was literally treating Jordan’s hometown like it was a fucking Aaron Rodgers museum that shit was the funniest

Look Rachel is probably sleeping four hours a night and Lee had just called her “sweetheart” in a way that made allll of my skin hurt, so I sort of want to say that she had every right to be pissed about the whole sitch but honestly Kenny’s explanation of why he went back (when I feel strong feelings I emote them…

beer is a better drug than pompous aphorisms imo but to each her own 

Also, yes, to paraphrase Comey, if this was just cluelessness and not a deliberate abuse of power why the fuck would trump send everyone out of the room before asking him for loyalty or whatever the fuck? Jesus Christ I know the dude is incompetent and tapes his clothes together and throws a hissy fit every 48 hours…

He’s been bad for a long time and has said unredeemable shit before this so i think he maybe is just a bigot idk in defense of pot smoking I guess

I think there’s pretty strong consensus that she’s great.

I’m going to listen to this song until my ears fucking bleed AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER ABOUT IT

“Begging to get his balls demolished” is precisely his lewk.

Sammmmme and I screamed when I rewatched it the second and third time too but didn’t go overboard tho the fourth time I just did a little fist pump

I love her so much I might weep.

Saaaaaamme same same

Exactly! It wasn’t even good for a hate watch. Everything about its popularity seems like some weird accident of scandal.