Honestly he’s close to ruining adverbs for me altogether.

Amazing men. The very best strongly kind.

Some future headlines:

Week 1

she’s given all sorts of shit and consistently takes just fucking none of it

Addendum: eat it, lumpy

Different strokes—about halfway through the season I went “oh, this isn’t a show about rich mothers / wives, it’s a show about anger” and successfully pitched the thing to myself.

Yes—I think the “predictable” ending is probably more of a surprise to today’s high-cultural TV Renaissance audience than the “surprise” ending.

I found this feature totally refreshing—this ultimately wasn’t a show “about” plot the same way GoT or Westworld is. I think the formulaic quality of the plot sort of enabled the show’s pretty amazing descriptive capabilities? It got me away from thinking about twists and and surprises and let me settle into the…

It’s got a little Regina Spektor in it! Those eh eh ehs. But this is straight up melancholic as opposed to the twinkly uncanny high-music-theory stuff Spektor does.

recusing himself now, after the allegations, when he refused to recuse himself before (even though, like, his status as “former campaign surrogate” obviously hasn’t changed) says “I’m guilty but the GOP’s spine fell out of its collective butt so let’s split the diff, mmmkay?”

At least these people are stupid. Evil fucks but so, so stupid.

I mean she sang about personal stuff before: summer with her friends, fame, parties, growing up, gossip, drinking, angst.

Mom is a compliment, here. Has nothing to do with age.

WOOOOOO dance it out babe, with elbowy abandon. Prouda you.

He is also really pissed that he has such a bad penis.

“Sorry that I have begotten Two Excellent Sons with my Perfect Ween.”

That would be great—but I would also accept Mostly Titus with Some Lillian.

Oh yes the Konjac sponges are magical. I just haven’t figured out a good way to store them; my bathroom isn’t very well ventilated so they don’t dry out but if I hang them up elsewhere my cats find it and chew it without fail.

No—but that would be hilarious