Set up a film screening so my high school senior class could watch Garden State, natch

I agree this stuff is nuts; every part of my reasonable brain knows it’s nuts.

She also managed to pick the PERFECT person to demand help from—self conscious ambitious coder guy with a very active imagination and a deeply sympathetic disposition who cares for even the littlist robot creatures like some kind of futuristic Snow White. I like how lurking underneath all the storylines is the idea…

ALL I WANT TO DO IS LEARN MORE ABOUT MAEVE I feel like the storyline has been rationing her plot out in teeny doses and next time I just want a whole episode of her & wannabe coder guy.

It’s going to be alright—every campaign has “scandals;” trump would still have to overcome steep odds to pull a win out of his trashfire campaign, take deep breaths and ignore the troll that keeps responding to everyone on here with stupid shit.

This was an old house in upstate NY converted into two apartments. His side only had the one bathroom, only on the second floor. This is not that uncommon of an arrangement in old college towns.

people have probably thrown their poop out of windows a lot because it is THE OBVIOUS SOLUTION. I really believe this.

I love this so much it hurts

You know as I was doing it I was like “this is such an obvious solution once you calm down and account for your options” so I’m not surprised others have gone that route! But I literally cannot imagine how terrible it would have been to get caught...it hurts just to think about it

Oh my god oh my god I just love this thread

I feel like it doesn’t count because it wasn’t public! And nobody ever caught me, because I’m so good at poop crime.

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

I once pooed in a corn field while visiting my friends central PA lake house, which had a toilet but it was not in the house, it was in a little wooden bathroom house down the road. I was like 11 and we’d been running around a bunch and it came on suddenly—I just knew I wouldn’t make it to the bathrooms. So I popped a…

Omg I am ecstatic

Yeah if twitter is accusing you of being an uncool derivative hack white feminist the sensual B&W pic paired with beyonce song lyrics is not...the way I would go.

Ugh, true—and the show itself seems aware of the slavery allegory (as of this last episode especially); which, you’re right, would make this twist super duper dark...

Here’s my take:

Oh holy fuck

From the link about the award:

[kinja did a weird]