Ohhhhh.

“99% of Jezebel” doesn’t understand nuance.

Birkenstocks are sensible and comfortable and if I didn't have feet I would wear them on my hands and they would provide excellent metacarpal support I bet.

LOL at you complaining about a lack of nuance while spouting a ridiculous fake statistic and trying to coin the phrase “Big Jezebel.”

Yeah this place isn’t perfect but it is a kind of sanctuary. Even some of my “leftist” male friends say the most boneheaded shit about hill’s “likeability” and it makes me want to scream. Shrilly. In their faces. While up-talking. With a vocal fry.

i can’t fucking deal with Pence’s creepy chauvinist medieval shitty beliefs and his extremism needs to be reported on, heavily.

Hi Tim,

Yes, thank you.

The only upside of this bullshit, garbage, never-ending conversation is that Hillary gifs are here for us, and they are always a perfect response.

Precisely.

GBBO is my absolute FAVE for that exact reason. Like theres no hypermasculine graphics or an angry host shouting at me and they make stuff that’s edible / recognizeable as food. Plus they’re just, like, in a tent. I love it.

Leslie Jones needs to be our next bachelorette.

ok assuming (probably erroneously) she didn’t eat the rose expressly for the purpose of getting noticed for eating a rose:

I read it as breast GLAZER and I had an image of trump oiling up his own boobs.

Yeah what I loved about Bill’s speech was the answer to the “Hillary Succeeded because of nepotism” complaint—he made it clear (to me at least) that Hillary Clinton’s career would have been, perhaps, even more successful had she remained Hillary Rodham.

Yeah exactly— just completely unchecked paternalism / condescension.

IF I HEAR ONE MORE ASSHAT MCGEE SAY “NOT THIS WOMAN” I WILL POOP ON THEIR FLOOR.

“Be quiet Katie. I know you wanna ...save her.”

As a feminist, I am naturally committed to the project of making ALL young boys cease to believe in themselves; either with a woman president or a witchy potion introduced into the water supply, whichever comes first.

What about boys who want to be president?? What about white history month? WHAT ABOUT SOUP KITCHENS FOR RICH PEOPLE? WHERE ARE ALL THE DOCTORS SPECIALIZING IN HEALTHY PEOPLE? HMMMM??????