You have what’s called a flaccid penis.

Just wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart for letting us all know it would be fine to have a female president! <333333333 thanks

I am STILL mad she sent Ali home. I have never been more attracted to a reality TV contestant in my whole entire life. But i guess Goony Pommade Hair Guy is her only type.

I’m actually sort of hoping for it! After Jojo’s oppresively normal averageness I just want a suitor that’s interesting, even if that interest comes from being completely fucking alienating.

I’m not a fan of “Trump’s got a small dick!” jokes either—the Chris Christie fat jokes are also deeply shitty. The hands thing is only funny to me because Trump is SO invested in people thinking his hands are large and not stubby, which is just so weird to me that it cracks me up every time. Like I sort of see the…

Robbie looks like his own wax figure and i hate him.

She is almost unbelievably boring. As in, I would have thought it impossible for someone to be that low interest on television’s most batshit dating reality show—it’s actually sort of incredible.

It’s not offensive to make fun of a presidential candidate. But making fun of a female candidate for the pitch of her laugh and comparing her to a hyena is a gendered insult. I’m a smart woman who works at a university and I can’t count the number of times I’ve heard male colleagues impersonate me with a “dumb shrill…

I mean....Leo DID survive.

Omg. It’s almost...alien, how physically apex they are.

Holy crap that is a giant animal.

I used to think I was an avid hate-watcher / reader / etc. but this election has taught me my stomach is WAYYY less steely than I thought it was.

Macadamia nut OBVIOUSLY but can I be honest sometimes I get the double chocolate one...

Plus she made a her whole best album speech about it. thumbs down.

Same same same.

No way Taylor doesn’t come out of this looking AT BEST like an opportunistic Grammy-speech manipulator; I feel like digging in isnt the right move.

Your nephews have crap taste; you should stop hanging out with them.

The trailer has not only the funniest jokes but also the literal only jokes. The rest of the movie gets eaten up by two (2) car chases (you don’t need animals to drive poorly just because minions did it god damn it fuck minions fuck fuck fuck minions) and Team Dog propaganda.

Woohoo! $$$$$$$$ I hope it continues to crush it.

White men “Happen to be” the funniest people, is what your saying.