Yes.

My first boyfriend (fifth grade) agreed to “go out” with me when I beat him in the 50 yard dash at field day then broke up with me in the lunch line because he said Riley (this other girl) was more popular and popular is better than athletic.

“Yeah like boobs or eggs or whatever, you know, that stuff. That would be just terrific to give money to that.”

Sorry, dude. All men.

damn good point.

it’s ok though I’m still just learnin’.

i can’t stop laughing at this

Favorite strategy for hating and killing all men thread!

Yes, this is an important point—“no” is not an effective command for dogs and should be avoided.

I am so thankful this book exists.

mm. so true.

The crazy thing is it says he ASKED for the gifts back (via her actress friend)? Then stabbed her because she didn’t answer his ambush-question clearly enough?

Like so his “temper” aside he showed up just to kill her.

SOMEBODY CALL JEREMY WADE

Well Chrissy and Bette had the best tweets today.

Haha that seems right—I can kind of already tell that they love each other more than anyone else.

Yeah two cats has actually (so far) been easier than one. She’s been helping him out with litterbox use and comforting him and he’s been entertaining her with his hilarious play fighting. BFF cats! So happy!

Ahhhhaha what a big goof. Friedrich is lil one and Fraulein Maria / Julie Andrews is big one

Ohhh that face—Happy Saturday Jess, enjoy your chicken!

holy crap is your dog a Hemsworth brother

I am in favor of any / all pet threads. And oh my goooddddd your pooches are so. snuggly.

It is one grown kitty and one shadowy black kitten! (It’s actually mom and baby (male)—the shelter wanted them adopted together. They are both diabolical and so cute.)

OoOoh what a champ!