Woohoo! I got an IUD in November (switched off the pill) and at first my skin was fine but now it’s whacked out like I’m 15 again. I def need some skin solutions.

I adopted kitties this week! Pet thread?

Yeah omg my least favorite thing is when someone finds out I’m a vegetarian and then is like “I LOVE VEGETARIANS THEY’RE DELICIOUS YUM YUM HERE ARE MY FAVORITE BUTCHER SHOPS”

Ooomg this is hundo p a dress that Jenny would have designed / wore on gossip girl, too.

She looks like a sexy egg sac and the whole thing is this amazing combo of alluring plus a little gross which is the best conceptual take on the theme.

Literally no part of his face seems organically related to any other part of his face. He looks like a surgical copy / paste experiment.

yeah but did Jezebel writers draw a lil B on their hand in black washable crayola marker and wave it around?

Maybe. But at least they didn’t film it.

Did you watch the video?

It's the longest 15 second video I've ever watched I think.

Omg Anne no

Also cuz he's a fuckin nerd

here4u

It’s just like: one way to stop getting called a whore is to stop BEING a whore, just a friendly suggestion so can I count on your vote ;D ???

I feel like there must be some kind of happy red carpet medium between monkey dance be-aproned Chris Pratt and that fucking terrible navy leather and dress jeans Chris Pratt...

I really needed this today.

I think I have a crush on a coworker but I’m in a relationship. Is that okay? I don’t know how to feel.

I love these way more than real highlights.

but what if they have thoughts or questions? can they at least email you?

Also you said butt sex, which: nice.

thank you, like get to know some straight men, people. Please.