“As a dancer.”

Yep exactly—finish off with a counter-directional check and you're good to go.

if you can program a lady you can PLEASE a lady is what I’ve never said.

If you can make those industrial peasant costume trousers look that gud you have a fan in me.

Rudy was also that elf in that movie though. Does that change anything?

A woke observer would note that the video only proves the cat enjoys swimming to shore, and getting out of the water.

Fuck I fucked up.

DJ Khaled landing that swing jump is my fitspo

Shuttlecock is right where it needs to be (well done) but Koosh needs to be top ten srsly

So Tilly doesn't know what a Pirate is but she's familiar with the concept of a conveyer belt????!! Unbelievable get an editor I'm never coming back to this website

Yes omg yes

I’m now picturing an Oregon version of Friday Night Lights about a small town where sport stacking is everything.

Omg step stool

“People from places like Oregon”

U rock.

Shit—now I’m imagining someone combing some mousse through it.

Ok, sure, it's a lot of hair.

“Topologically speaking” is the #1 best way to begin a sentence about Ted Cruz’s face.

Omg.

Ditto re: confused feelings. Ditto re: lol.