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Hahaha yeah I was grumpy then I saw her do a nod and I was like omg me too Brit you and me we get it yep.

I think it’s the thing where a lot of times when taylor “Does Feminism” it’s sort of like watching someone you know perform underwhelmingly in live theater. like good for her! but I want it to done by someone better. And if that’s not an option I want to leave my seat and go somewhere else.

Haha I really dig her in this photo for some reason...

I've always gotten deeply uncomfortable vibes from Bill too.

“And that could hurt Hillary: the story of 2016s most exhausting subtitle.”

the earrriiinnngggsss with that eyeliner

love the hair, fucking love the necklace.

“In such a context, this particular piece is not much more than your aunt pulling you aside yet again to tell you about how her neighbors are letting their dogs shit in her yard.”

hot takes are actually what hellfire is made of.

You have to give him credit for being so entertaining!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a good roundup, made especially good by the fact that no future fuckeries will ever be added to it.

His “one justice away” speech in the debate was supposed to be scary but to a listener with a heart probably sounded like a pump up speech. One justice away from rejecting abortion restrictions in any state! One justice away from the end of the sanctity of the second ammendment! Woohoo!

Thank you.

“currently trying to drink enough water to stay alive.”

I was trying to describe my approach to health and beauty to someone yesterday, and this is what I should have said.

James Blumpt if I remember correctly you’ve written one song and it was some silly shit.

These are like made for a sorority called Taylor Swift with an apparel chair who is a self-described “creative type” and wants everyone to look super kewl at homecoming

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Is there something that confirms that it’s on / off?

You’re worth it. Your words are worth it. Women have worthy words to say! Our belief in worthy women’s words is at the heart of our belief system.

Roberti Cavalli’s perfume is great for me—I have a fruity natural smell that makes most perfumes smell grossly sweet like that blue port a potty cleaner.