I just started Bo Jack Horseman! I don't have an opinion yet but I'm proud I started a new show because I'm a re-watcher and starting something new feels like an accomplishment

CIV V I am not in any way a gamer and civ is the only computer game I have ever played and it is hella fun and absorbing, plus you can change the settings and customize it really easily to make it more or less non competitive. Like you can make it impossible for any other Civilization to win with military, so the game…

I high fived myself for doing like ten squats today and pretty much nothing else. This week is like consistently the week I am most like a mollusk.

i can't stop laughing at this

Heb’s cocina. Stay a while. Cry a while. Reflect on the fact that Heb’s campaign is the equivalent of putting all of your helado in the pantry and all of your cereal in the freezer and all of your dreams in the garbage compactor.

I mean we have to assume he's a guy who poops in his pants a lot. Like if your impulse control is that low, you poop in your pants, like, every time you poop.

Hey if you women have a nipple out then men are allowed to grab it kind of like if you’re just showing your wallet off—I mean

They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.

BUUUTTT the dog on the left has a pretty hawt thigh gap—looks great in pics I bet.

Alternatively:

Loudly horking over here, thanks.

When our dogs die of a fatal brain tumor we pay a lot of money to create a genetically identical dog from the dead cells of the first dog.

I posted this above but: obvs extremely woke 12 year olds are a meaningful gain! Like rip on tumblr feminism all you want: but 14 year old girls being able to recognize and speak out about sexism is fucking meaningful as fuck, imo. Even if they’re young and unsophisticated sometimes.

Upside: her book is on pre order.

That was a stand out moment. But also—and there’s no trace of irony here at all—I think extremely woke 12 year olds are a meaningful gain....? Like rock on kiddos; your Internet flyer about sexist dress codes and body positivity is unsophisticated and earnest and great.

Vogue: leading the fight for [the commodification and exploitation of] contemporary civil rights.

Just a friendly reminder that Kasich is not a “moderate” he’s a hateful manipulator with a God complex! Carry on!

Recovering bulimic—I was vegan for about 8 months and it was...unhealthy. I have to avoid restrictive “lifestyle” diets like the plague; it’s just too easy to make them an extension of compulsion.

perf.

like a sorta cute wet burp.