I DO IT 4 THE THRILL

I know! It’s honestly astonishing how viscerally gut-hurt repulsive his face is.

My little sister and I have a new thing where our text conversations are interspersed with increasingly zoomed in photos of Ted Cruz’s face.

But his power also comes from the thousands and thousands of actual American voters who want him in office. Like if he were just a pundit or a talking head or whatever this would be true—but his existence as a political candidate with a lot of support reflects his ability to catalyze a certain kind of ultra…

Fear mongering is super effective and super dangerous.

no she’s not criticizing anyone for covering Trump.

The main effect Trump has is to make all these people look sane by comparison.

(surprising no one more than me) Emma Roberts

Ugh it’s two. It’s literally two desserts. Pie and cake. Mushed together under cream cheese frosting. Also its name sounds like what Chernobyl is called in a whimsical alternate universe.

Yup. yup she has my whole heart now.

The “impressionist painting effect” mucks up her face and then stops at her hair. I feel like usually you’d do it the other way around?

Rats: “Not a Good Lay.”

Yeah the longer I think about it the more amazed I am somebody didn’t see this coming. “We’re releasing one secret album to a grotesquely rich person who will then be able to lord it over the rest of the world for 8 decades.”

Ugh come on can't there be taksie backsies just this one time?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s son has his mama’s eyes and his daddy’s nose and cheeks

Jayson Derulo: Come to daddy

That photo is...staggering.

fuck yeah aggressive burnt orange and geometry is my whole aesthetic

omg i can’t stop smiling at this