From Sipowitz’s app’s make up tips: “there’s a reason red lipstick is called ‘timeless!’ It’s because none of us are willing to accept the radical ephemerality of our own lives and of humanity’s existence in the dark maw of deep space.”

Right?? Also, because balance is important, I find occasional #reverting can be helpful, too. I watched Elf last night and drank warm milk with sprinkles in it.

BUT this morning I built a desk!

I dunno I’m convinced that some of the Keywords of Millennial Culture have a real explanatory power; I dig it.

As someone who is sort of 25 going on 12, I kind of read “adulting” as pointing to the dissonance between what we thought “adult” meant as kids, and what it ends up meaning once you get there....

Like in a lot of cases “adult” is a performance just like anything else. I have to attend a conference for my work this…

alarmism is the bread and butter of the conservative platform right now.

I’ve always said, we’ve got all these children in this country, but how do we make good use of them?

Finally we have a solid answer: make them into tiny first responders. All I’m saying is that one gunman can’t shoot ALL of the children. If enough children run at the gunmen.....

Children? Expendable. But the Second…

Why are you even here gtfo this is a lady friendly site #cliorina4prez

Um I can’t believe how correct this is re: JT.

Plus, me and that bank had some, well, history, and I’m in the process of setting up an account at a different bank right now. Who knows? Banks can do crazy things out of jealousy is all I'm saying.

Yeah that bummed me out too.

SHYNA i’m dying

wtf does “perfect accuser” even mean?

Like, wouldn’t a “perfect accuser” ideally be sure of the guilt of the accused?

It's not the puffy male nipple we want, but it's the puffy male nipple we need.

An advent calendar can be anything these days.

Yeah that album like fucked with my head it was so good. I’m bummed he didn’t get a nod, but fortunately everyone knows he’s incredible anyway.

Yeah I'm actually v confused by that.

Ha oh god that's an excellent point actually—count our blessings!

Ed Sheeran is embarrassing af but maroon 5 is fucking awful and why don't people recognize that.

With just a hint of Prince.

“The whole thing felt very off the books”

Woah those teens are all like 23 years old.