Today I hung out with an old black Labrador with a gray face who liked his butt scratched.

Yeah my first thought was like “it just can’t be that hard to sexually humiliate Paul Ryan”

yes okay finally someone gets it.

“does a shooting.”

that makes “shooting” sound like an embarrassing fart.

A gunman shot people. Nobody fucking “did a shooting.”

Trump’s mouth in photos always looks like it wants to sort of slide quietly off his face into the comfort of death but then every single one of his cheek muscles is working to keep it on there.

Omg yes. It’s like, bird, why are you moving your head so much.

Based on the statistics outlined in this article, literally no.

it totally can!

The other thing that’s dumb (I don’t use that word casually. I mean this is campaign is truly stupid and unthoughtful) is that it makes the “face of domestic violence victims” into black eyes and split lips. Domestic violence doesn’t always look like that. Like the idea that “anyone can be a victim of DV!” is directly…

His eyes are like...beautiful.

Gloria Darden is his mother’s name.
Freddie Gray Sr. is his father’s name.

Oh I agree—but if this is not a 4chan style hoaxy thing then the timing, with respect to the national conversation about conservitivism and racial violence, could not possibly be worse.

It’s illegal to make terrorist threats, so that’s why they arrested him. And the WP article doesn’t say anything about his race.

I’m sort of suspicious of this.

Yeah I dig it. Because it looks like she’s digging it. Not like some imaginary oily dude is digging it.

“Protect babies” is GOP for “punish women & poor people for existing and living and wanting things for themselves and their families.”

Peace to them & their families.

Psh, classic liberal spin. I’m so glad the GOP exists to give us the facts, plain and simple: A protestor (murderer) acted on behalf of a majority (less than half) of americans to deliver a pro-life message (in a language called “bullets”) about the baby-parts factory (women’s reproductive health center) Planned…

Trumps mouth is the worst mouth, but it’s important to remember that this mouth is also bad.

Okay so
Nick Offerman is has always been rustic / attractive dude who’s also v funny and I’ve always loved him. But lately every time I see him he looks....like beautiful? Like a really beautiful man? Right? I mean. I see him and I’m like “damn, gorge.” Thoughts?