Eternal sunshine is so damn awful.

100% chance they have google alerts for “Anna Merlan.”

Help.

“But as a general note, SNL producers, you already enraged the nation by giving a bigot such an enormous platform—tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement that you’re doing it is not as charmingly redeeming as you might think it is.”

Trump protesters chanting “USA” before the Trump supporters think of it—beautiful. Just....mmmmmuah. Beautiful.

Omg watch My Cat From Hell with cat guru / night time rock musician Jackson Galaxy it’s on animal planet (right? Or discovery I dunno I’m drunk) and it’s fucking hilarious and actually really useful for cat owners about how to interact with / understand cats. SERIOUSLY ITS THE BEST do it then report back. It's the…

Also if people are saying that to you months into your actual campaign then you're doing it wrong.

He’s got a real talent for evocative rhetoric—I can actually feel the spittle.

THIS IS SO DEAD ON. Also sometimes in non-quickie situations my vagina is all “game on” but then its attention span is too short and it’s napping in front of the television by the time I actually need it.

ugh right? I was fast forwarding through the damn thing.

No but see like the thing is he pretty much has his PhD in lady parts....

Right? Like just have her consult the internet like the rest of us.

An adult, sexually mature woman didn’t know what a vagina was or how to touch it until a man showed her the ropes. Sometimes we all need a man to introduce us to our own crotch that’s just life.

This morning I was packing my lunch and I caught myself getting mad about my future hunger. Like I was like “omg sure lets throw a banana and an extra handful of peanuts in there because you KNOW you’ll want it you insatiable monster.”

......fuck.

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised. “They’re violent racists but they’re not all that bad.”

I can't tell if it's denial in the face of unspeakable horror or if they just think people with vaginas are not to be trusted.

What in the ever loving fuck

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get an addict into rehab in the first place? A financial burden thrown into the mix—even if it’s a “long run” type of thing—will turn people away. This kind of policy results in addicts dying who could have been saved.

Yes, thank you. Also, yes, people “choose” to use drugs. But people choose to do lots of stuff that hurts them deeply and we understand and should be willing to help because people are people and life is complicated.