Ow that truth sure does hurt

This comment = lame.

This is super fun and kind of great.

Also he’s not even really talking about family time at all—he’s talking about how he doesn’t like the parts of his job that suck. He’s being a weenie about his work obligations.

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Okay like yeah when people complain about something tasting like a candle I’m like....

Omg me and my sister had this thing growing up where when we were sad or stressed we’d say to the other one: “can you please put a cat on me”

A More Perfect Union, the historical romance book series, looks ‘zing. The titles:

They killed boobs and music today.

That’s the most baffling part of this thing.

i don’t even know the whole point that’s being defeated though.

I’m still so confused.

NB: this won’t be a “chick flick” because Sparks’ taut, muscular writing is very serious, very art.

Also “increasingly marginalized” = increasingly less completely dominant in all spheres, so. Cry me a river indeed.

Psh whatever you totally drink cocktails lolololol

Vaginas literally block neurotransmitters is what I heard.

omfg women get so pissy when male chauvinist politicians want to make life or death decisions for them.

All my thoughts and prayers and positive vibes and good energy and smiles and hugs

I’m in love. “We gotta call the aquarium or something.”