“dammit!”

Also the “women are toddlers” thing—I.....get what she’s trying to say?

His face is the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard to me at this point and I never want to see it again

Like he looks the same though

My other favorite line is “why can’t shows make decisions based on TALENT????”

i don’t need numbers my gut tells me the ladies are killing it right now! (Insert wink / point / clicky mouth sound.)

Thank you, for Christ’s sake.

Yeah at that point the Tranquil Ocean Sounds machine in my brain that keeps my head from exploding turned the volume to 11 and I checked the fuck out.

“Let’s just think.”

That's the most flattering picture of Donald trump I've ever seen

Me and my sisters went to catholic school for a year when we were little because we were living in an area where my parents didn’t feel great about the public schools. (We’re not catholic.)

It’s like Huckabee recently saw “Dred Scott” somewhere, and as part of his Self-Improvement September, challenged himself to use “Dred Scott” in a sentence once a day.

I have loads of love for the Shins—it’s just that that scene was the artistic low point of the century.

this guy can count to seven though so he’s pretty smart.

I also wish they weren’t literally violent depraved aspiring murderers.

but isn’t mental illness here the real issue?

*finds gaping chasm / portal to hell; hops in*

“guys this off the shoulder collared look with studs is great, but how do we make this top even more fucking bonkers?”

“wizard sleeves? wizard sleeves!”

“Wizard—my god that makes NO sense lets make it happen.”

half of me is like “underdog vctories are great so this is fine”

and half of me is bummed because i want Serena to have enough trophies to build a castle out of, then I want her to just like wave at everyone from the highest window of her trophy castle with that bajillion-dollar smile and in this fantasy everyone…

A potato that enjoys doing some calisthenics while filming.

omg yes that one. I’ve been binge-reading her since last night and my smile face muscles are long-term sore from it.