Lindy West called him “lamprey mouth” in her recap and i will never be the same.

Have you ever heard of this band The Shins?

shweet i’m moving today and have an insurmountable amount of packing to do this morning and the ONLY thing i was missing (besides most of the things i need for packing) was a song to toss my ponytail around to YOUR TIMING IS PERFECT

For me, personally? It kind of breaks my heart a little that Josiah and Dusty aren’t real names for real people selling real neo-hobo apparel.

Like I wish this was real. I wish this was a real thing in the world.

But I am a satan, so that’s how come.

i feel so many feelings about joe...

Me too :(

Go here and re-live all the good times! I’ve been doing that for the last half hour and i genuinely feel better: http://lindywest.net/work

sane people who are btw happier and more fulfilled than you have ever been in your stupid mean life.

just to clarify—i was talking about lindy’s article, not “dear fat people.”

I would put a campfire out with my face before saying anything positive about that video.

ME TOO BUT HER BOOK IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD THOUGH

that’s certainly been the case for these guys’ entire careers:

its like she’s allergic to the idea of creating something of worth.

she has the most amazing knack for being exactly fucking right

first i googled corset piercing, and i was like,

psh. not that hardcore looking.

Then i googled silicone horn implants, and i was like,

I have a cat that gets frightened by his own reflection, because to him it’s just like strange sudden movement over his shoulder and his little lizard brainstem is like “time to hiss right now! that shit could be dangerous!”

That’s the level of self awareness I feel like this guy has.

Have a second of thought before you condemn this from your armchair or what have you. Palin is a lot like a voice in the dark corners of the political landscape, and you can’t deny the fact of the matter that Obama and his motorcycle gang in congress did the old reach around, and we were blindfolded—which we only have…

In other news: meat is the new bread!

But Miley does DRUGS and POT and has BUTT CHEEKS and isn’t afraid to say so! That’s the very definition of renegade.

The more unnecessary prepositional phrases your sentence has, the better it is!

Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.

hi I’m here to return this lady show pony, it’s defective.