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Literally that dude just made himself look like the silliest mortal.

If this were anyone other than Jeremy Scott I might be iffy about it too...

but like....fat people have to deal with systemic harassment and ridicule that she, at her size, simply doesn’t have to deal with. “Feeling fat” is one thing. Being a fat person in America is another.

This is my problem—okay sure, you see yourself as fat. But unless you ARE fat you don’t know what it’s like to live as a fat person in this country. Like she doesn’t get hated on just for boarding a plane and she doesn’t get ridiculed for having a slice of pizza in public and her body has not been called an

She can say this kind of stuff though because she also identifies as fat.

Jay Z joined Instagram then almost immediately quit Instagram a few weeks ago—like maybe he was getting ready for Bey’s rollout then she was like “no not yet” and he was like “oops sry nvm.”

That’s fine for you? But I’ve worked my whole life to be more accepting of the fact that I do not look identical to the academy award winning actress Helen Mirren and stuff like this threatens the progress I’ve made.

I actually thought we were making some progress in this country—so sad.

I don’t have a dick but my dick’s new nickname is Enterprise.

“Yeah palpate that potentially cancerous lump you naughty bitch!”

Ok 1. Finding a lump on your cervix is 0% sexy and i can’t imagine a “way of talking about it” that is even remotely titillating.

IMPORTANT: reality Steve told me this show filmed from June 4 to June 24. Five weeks is actually like two and a half weeks you guys. THIS IS WHY JOE WAS ALWAYS IN THE SAME SHIRT HE WAS THERE FOR LIKE A DAY.

What.

theres something about this photo that makes this whole thing extra....something.

both! both!

Praise be! Glory to god in the highest you guys.

that is three (3) punchable faces up there.

it’s one of the most punchable trios of all time i think.

So this trailer amounts to a white lady shouting in english at Bolivians with shots of super tropey looking Throngs of Brown People mixed in and the only line we get from an actual latin american character (who, as the Goni character, ostensibly has lots of substantive lines in the show?) is a throwaway joke about

Nah the segment could just be her kicking poor people in the shins and then holding hands with Mike Huckabee afterwards—no talking necessary.

Like all of Fox could just be that.