Lol true, but in my experience, there’s something about them being alive and in-custody that really riles up a whole new angle of anger by Racist Uncles. Lots of calls for torture and execution. Because that won’t make dude a martyr and a hero -at all-.

Aaand cue the Racist Uncle (TM) posts on Facebook in 5....4....3....2....1....

Awwww Leslie Jones is a goddamn Amazon woman and a national treasure and I’ve never wanted to hang out with someone so bad in my life.

I’m dreadfully torn on “Perfect Illusion.” It’s a catchy song, but it feels overproduced and just lacks Gaga’s typical exuberance that endears me so much to her.

I think it’s a bizarre intersection of “bootstraps” culture, workaholism, classism, and good-old-fashioned laissez-faire capitalism. I can’t imagine going a year without working because I’ve been socially conditioned to believe that only work which earns a wage is legitimate work. Even though I acknowledge and…

Honestly, I live right across the border from Canada and my spouse-to-be’s family all live just outside Montreal , but I’m still regularly flabbergasted (and occasionally hella jealous) of the benefits Canadians enjoy that Americans don’t. Granted, I literally would not have a job if not for the daily flood of…

Oh man, I can’t imagine the luxury of someday being able to spend a whole year with my tiny squishy baby... granted, my employer allows for a lot of working from home and even bringing kids/babies to the office, but the idea of just not working for a year? Not ever gonna happen.

SERIOUSLY. Y’ALL. HUMAN-GIRAFFE HYBRID.

Bigamy be damned, marry me.

I do not support those boots.

Partner TehR00k and I are completely obsessed with Leslie Jones. She’s an absolute delight and even though what has been happening to her is complete and utter bullshit, I am so proud of the way she’s been dealing with it publicly.

I desperately miss Jon Stewart being a regular part of my life. We joke about him being our TV dad, but for realz, after my actual Dad died, The Daily Show really helped me grieve (Dad and I watched it together, and Jon Stewart reminds me an awful lot of my dad in the politics and values and temperament departments)…

Amen! Honestly, I find the whole show kind of boring. All the houses look the same in the end and it’s just sad to me.

Ugh. This takes me nowhere. I’m just disappointed.

My favorite cousin is lactose intolerant, (I seem to be developing it too) one of my best friends is vegan, and the other best friends has Celiac disease, so I have a collection of really great vegan and gluten free recipes that travel and keep well.

Yeah, no. Mine is in a blue collar Midwestern town bordering on a rural town. The concept of having a whole table of gluten free food just doesn’t compute. (Though seriously, that’s mega awesome that your church does that. I’m pretty sure Jesus applauds your inclusivity.)

Church potlucks are simultaneously my favorite and least favorite thing. I always try to bring something vegan, even though I’m not a vegan, and gluten-free, even though that’s also not an issue I deal with, because guaran-damn-teed half of the spread is going to be some variation of “thing with mayonnaise” “thing…

Let’s not forget that a big part of the reason why Victorian men were expected to provide an especially valuable piece of jewelry to their betrothed was essentially that they were providing their fiancée with the means to support herself if the engagement was called off (generally, this could only be done by the bride…

Jesus, what a time to be alive.

10/10 would hang out the with Big Les.