Her defense didn’t have a great case. Hard to defend a defamation case when your client can’t stop perjuring herself on the stand. 

“And yet, the scars of seeing how truly cruel the court of public opinion can be for any self-identifying woman who alleges abuse and assault are indelible.”

Take a trip without a destination in mind, you say?

“I’m trolling you!”

We both thoroughly enjoy trolling strangers, primarily liberals, for our enjoyment.

“The rule should be that nothing with wheels is allowed in the overhead. That eliminates all the cheapskates that won’t pay for checked luggage.”

Rowling technically isn’t one of those “Arrested Development” (TM) cases. She wasn’t born rich, she was on England’s version of welfare when she was writing the first HP book.

Stop worshiping this weirdo; it’s creepy.

he’s not gonna fuck you, dude

He’s not one of you, either, and he will never know who you are, which makes your delusion all the more sad  

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

Musk has the emotional maturity of a teenager.  This is frankly REALLY common among rich people who were born rich, as Musk was.  They never connect with the real world in any appreciable sense and so they never develop the social skills to navigate it.

You’re missing so, so many other good tweets from this.

I really don’t understand this guy. He’s rich, he owns several companies, he has the ability to go anywhere and do basically anything, why is he shitposting on Twitter?

He’s insanely rich because he started out ridiculously rich because of apartheid South Africa, I think you can guess

When you’re an insecure narcissist, the likes are the only thing keeping you going. Otherwise what are you left with? Self awareness, which leads to the disappointing realization that you’re an edgelord that no one truly likes? Fuck that!

Imagine being that rich and that thirsty for attention. 

We used to sell those at the last dealership I service managed. Made in India, they have the dubious distinction of being the worst, most consistently broken bikes I’ve ever represented, with all 12 brand new in the crate units being defective, not ready for sale and needing multiple repairs right out of the box.

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It's like you're completely incapable of understanding how a game could be anything other than what you want it to be. It's not a co-op game to play with your buddies. If you want that, play something else. All these things you're crying about are there specifically to limit how multiplayer works. You might as well be…