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tehncb
6/4/20
4:52 PM
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I’m also not willing to pretend any post-WW2 soldier/Marine/sailor/airman is doing anything to “protect muh freedom”. I’m sorry, they’re just not; I live a couple of hours from the Canadian border and have about as much fear of a Canuck invasion as I do a mammoth stampede. The same oceans that served as the bases for Read more

6/4/20
11:21 AM
1

Yeah, same here, I already drafted an ad for the ‘97 Giant mountain bike I haven’t touched since ‘03 and will post it tonight once I’ve taken a couple pictures. Between this and the prior articles on Kotaku re: Switch shortages and Jalopnik re: racing wheel shortages, I’ve scored some huge victories on expensive stuff Read more

Yeah, same here, I already drafted an ad for the ‘97 Giant mountain bike I haven’t touched since ‘03 and will post

6/4/20
10:19 AM
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Black Hawk Down was fine, if a bit jingoistic, and American Gangster was alright...

6/4/20
9:13 AM
1

No, they actually love this, because know secretly, in their hearts, at the most fundamental level of their being, they’re craven cowards who long for some “strong man”, no matter how gauche and dimwitted and pathetic, to rule over them. Their mindset is very similar to the Russian populace they’ve coincidentally Read more

6/1/20
10:04 AM
3

I’m guessing probably half of these commenters furiously masturbated to serial fabulist Chris Kyle’s made-up stories of sniping post-Katrina “looters” from the Superdome roof for the awesome crime of stealing Pampers and bottled water.

6/1/20
9:58 AM
3

Honestly, reading these responses this morning, I thought for a moment I had inadvertently wandered into the Yahoo or profootballtalk.com comments section, the surfeit of jackasses so lightly-provisioned in the intelligence department rushing headlong to make their inane and repellent “thoughts” public was that Read more

5/29/20
9:59 AM
44

Trump is probably five minutes away from calling Bill Barr to see if there’s a way he can deploy the ghost of Chris Kyle to the roof of US Bank Stadium.  

5/28/20
1:36 PM
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The layout is definitely weird, and several of the lineup holes you mentioned are admittedly lame, but if nothing else, the decision to finally include user profiles makes Max immediately better than Now IMO. Having to look a little harder for content is less obnoxious to me than constantly losing my bookmarks because Read more

5/28/20
3:39 AM
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I doubt there’s ANY command a brain-dead boot-licking lackey like you would consider unlawful coming from a pig. I suspect you’d happily drop to your knees and suck one off like he had Jedi mind control over you with no protest if asked, due to his “sacrifice” in service of your “freedom”, which admittedly you are Read more

5/27/20
12:13 PM
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The FBI reported 48 non-accidental police officer deaths in 2019...across every single local, state and federal department or agency in this country of nearly 330,000,000 people. Forty-eight. In 31 states there were none killed, zero, zilch, nada. Yet pigs constantly frame the public who they’re supposed to be Read more

5/20/20
1:00 PM
4

Also, it appears that the copper-based anti-seize is the best at ensuring that nuts don’t seize due to corrosion, which is lucky for me. I really would not have enjoyed uninstalling my epidermal anti-seize excretion system. Lord knows it was painful enough to install it. Read more

5/18/20
12:49 PM
1

If you go far enough back and smother Adam instead it’d probably turn out best for the entire planet...

5/18/20
12:42 PM
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It’d still be a more plausible implement than a gasoline one in 6-12 mos., though; every time I see one of these shows or movies, I’m always clean amazed at the array of ICEs running seemingly fine years after the last refinery presumably closed down, when in reality it takes a miracle to restart a snowblower or power Read more

It’d still be a more plausible implement than a gasoline one in 6-12 mos., though; every time I see one of these

5/18/20
12:34 PM
1

Power tools made more cheaply than Harbor Freight?  What’s next, Fisher-Price car jacks?  

Power tools made more cheaply than Harbor Freight?  What’s next, Fisher-Price car jacks?  

5/15/20
12:46 PM
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So far I’ve been trying to buy a Logitech/Fanatec/Thrustmaster wheel on eBay, where they’ve become very dear because they’re sold out everywhere else. Read more

5/15/20
12:00 PM
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These “stats” as presented are specious, anyway; a large proportion of these sales are from online vendors (who could be operating in almost any state) via local FFLs, and a majority of those are one-man part-time operations being run out of their home or garage. A lot of them don’t even carry any actual stocks of Read more

5/14/20
9:52 AM
1

Yeah, that was my first thought as well; this area is almost certainly a rabbit’s warren of conflicting state laws. In my state drivers are also supposedly barred from handling a phone once the vehicle is in operation, with only voice and one-touch commands being permitted (though GPS functions are exempted), whereas Read more

5/8/20
3:30 PM
4

My own theory is that Pence is actually patient zero for COVID-19 and that he contracted it from extraterrestrial sources while—what else—failing to observe proper quarantine protocols, owing in part to his possible illiteracy.