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tehncb
9/18/19
11:08 AM
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I should have the liberty to swing my fist into the physical space occupied by your skull.  

9/17/19
5:19 PM
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I’m pretty sure it was stolen by some mother****** when Baby Huey Plug Three left it parked in front of the studio.

9/17/19
3:19 PM
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Bush sucked, but the most underrated band of the 90s was definitely Bedhead.  

9/17/19
11:39 AM
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LOL, class warfare (along with its twin, revolution) destroys entire societies, not just stupid fucking political parties. And no society in the recorded history of this world has managed to sustain such a pathological disparity of wealth for any real duration without succumbing to one or both. Once destroyed, many

9/17/19
10:40 AM
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Now I feel like going to a boat launch with a boombox and playing “Go Into The Water” until the inevitable happens...

9/16/19
11:33 AM
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I would absolutely be fine with a law that permitted the summary execution of any driver found to be guilty of blocking the passing lane for more than sixty seconds on three (3) or more occasions.

9/12/19
11:18 AM
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We do need more holidays, though; compare what the U.S. has (typically six days at most employers) to that of any other Western country and the disparity is striking. We don’t have a Boxing Day or a Michaelmas or Lady Day or any of that other stuff, and why? We need at least 3-4 new national holidays, and videogames

9/12/19
10:08 AM
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THANK YOU. I honestly have no recollection of ever finishing a single instance of this stupid game, and I’ve played hundreds of games of Risk to completion so patience isn’t the problem.  Monopoly is ass.  

9/12/19
10:01 AM
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That sounds exactly like my father; if you can believe it, in a storybook twist, he actually had the good graces to die on my birthday last year. It felt like all my christmases at once.

9/12/19
9:50 AM
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It’s equally telling that virtually all of the 9/11 assholes are fucking Saudis, and yet not only would we not dream of even slapping the KSA’s wrist, forget invading it like Afghanistan (marginally reasonable) or Iraq (self-evidently imbecilic well before the first shot was fired), we’ve provided them with the

9/11/19
5:05 PM
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All the replies blew it, the only true competitor to Milwaukee is Cincinnati.

9/11/19
2:59 PM
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John Menard is the biggest asshole in the state of Wisconsin, and that’s saying something for a polity that also produced Scott Walker, Paul Ryan and David Clarke.

9/11/19
11:56 AM
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In addition to Ripley, who has been amply commented on, I’d also add Theo (Clive Owen’s character) from Children of Men.  

9/10/19
5:51 PM
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It very clearly is. Shit, I once went 15 years between dental appointments, didn’t floss once, and had no issues. On the flip side, my lumbar spine is made largely out of papier-mâché, so it probably all evens out in the end.

9/10/19
12:04 PM
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He’s going to have a first-grade class read My Pet Goat to him instead of vice versa. There are a few multisyllabic words in it that he’s been struggling with.

9/6/19
12:41 PM
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What is America if you can’t even use your enormously superior bargaining position to viciously exploit a desperate permanent underclass anymore?

9/5/19
8:13 PM
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LOL, Bret Stephens is such a pud that he can’t even hold onto his crown as Streisand Effect posterboy for an entire news cycle.