For whatever reason you haven’t touched on the pigs’ great ace in the hole: the fact that they can absolutely detain you until a K-9 unit arrives, and can run the dog through its paces without any meaningful basis for suspicion. Moreover, as anyone who isn’t a total imbecile is well aware, any handler can easily…

It’s funny, I had Returnal and sold it on eBay when I heard it would be amongst the free offerings for the expanded PS+, but I see now that the joke’s on me because that is literally the only game out of everything listed here that I would like to get, considering almost all of these games have been given out for free…

Dude, the reason it’s triggering childhood memories for you is because Taco John’s is literally public school cafeteria-grade food. Same phenomenon as Proust and his madeleines.  Stay home and make a 99-cent box of Kraft Dinner instead, you’ll get the same sentiments for a fraction of the price.  

I agree generally, but Konami’s Blades of Steel was much better in this instance.  Only the fight loser gets a penalty?  That’s awesome.  

That’s hilarious, I had to crash at my mom’s place for a couple of months between the end of a lease and the closing date on my house and had my fat PS3 with me, and she had a conniption fit about her electric bill and would constantly go into my room and turn it off when I was at work. She also had all incandescent…

That’s funny, the Driver’s Ed car at my HS was a Corsica as well.  I loved Driver’s Ed; one time when we were out, I came back to find that I had won a school prize drawing for a $50 gift certificate at a local pizza place.  

The Switch has 8x the memory of a PS3 (and a CPU that is more powerful and exponentially easier to code for), but that didn’t stop Naughty Dog from producing the Uncharted series or The Last of Us, for starters. There is plenty of skill to go around.

For whatever reason I never considered renting one of these somewhere in the deep bush before. I love being out in the wild but have a wrecked back and can’t really do a lot of physical activities any longer and can only tolerate the saddle seat of dirtbikes and quads for a short time, but I can still sit for hours on…

I mean, aren’t we all of three years removed from the chairman (and ex-CEO) of a certain major manufacturer evading financial misconduct charges in Japan by being smuggled out of the country in a cello case or something equally preposterous?

I think part of it is just Sam Worthington himself, he’s literally blandness personified.  

Weird to me that no one has mentioned Montana; Going-to-the-Sun alone, christ....

Lol, if you truly believe an open hand slap to someone’s face is a bigger deal than a closed fist strike to someone’s temple, as they’re facing in the complete opposite direction, then you’re hopeless.  If that’s hyperbole, name a more egregious instance. Possibly Kermit Washington against Rudy Tomjanovich, and of…

I just loved his freak-out about the Will Smith Oscars episode and the way virtually everyone (literally the only media member I saw mention it even once was Shannon Sharpe) failed to remember how the same fucking hypocrite once tried to end a rookie’s career less than two minutes after it began with one of the more…

I don’t smoke (well, tobacco, anyway), but without ashtrays there is nowhere in many modern cars to put spare change, which always seems to be needed for meters if nothing else. Cubbies are useless because most of them will spill the contents on a sharp corner, plus if that two dollars in change is visible from the…

Thanks for having the courtesy to use “disrupted” in your second sentence so that readers could immediately determine you’re an idiot and a shill and ignore the remainder of your screed. I appreciate your regard for our time, most idiots are not that conscientious.

Anyone with a bad back, for starters. No one in a Miata except maybe Pygmies or dwarves, that is for damn sure.

I sold my ‘13 FR-S to Carvana in December for $21,522; I had purchased it four years and 20K miles earlier for $15K (and I got another $250 via eBay for the aftermarket taillights after replacing the originals that the prior owner had thankfully included). I’ve had a ‘22 BRZ Ltd on order since two days after the check…

Considering the RX8 had a back seat (indeed, back doors), meaning it automatically had a huge advantage over any Miata owing simply to the ability to recline, that seems like a bizarre assumption to make.

Probably none, I can’t even get a gold on the fucking A-9 license test in GT7, still more than a tenth of a second off after hours of trying, it’s pathetic.

Unfortunately, From’s armor design peaked in the original Demon’s Souls with Yurt, the Silent Chief’s very clearly Sauron-inspired set, and they haven’t managed to eclipse or even match it yet.