I honestly don’t understand the modern mindset in that regard. My mom raised three kids with a 2-door Plymouth Duster, but somehow a childless co-worker had to trade up from a Corolla to a Highlander when she got her second dog. Good grief.

The PS5 more than justifies its existence on framerates alone. Sure, a lot of PS3 games still look pretty good, particularly in a snapshot, but anyone who thinks going from 30fps to 60fps (or more if you have a very new TV) is no big deal probably has the vision of a mole; once you’re used to the upgrade, going back…

As will Toyota itself. People thinking that the eventual configurator page for this car means anything (other than a Cartmanland-style “look this is so awesome but you can’t have it!”-type smack in the face), and that you can actually order a Toyota to spec, are going to be in for a rude awakening. You’ll get whatever…

Meh, just use DualShock 4s, they work fine on PS3 and are objectively better controllers than DS3s.

Agreed; I’ve played about 140 hours, probably at least half of that in multiplayer, and for the most part, invaders are getting stomped in this game. More often than not they wind up in 3-on-1s and there’s next to no chance they’re set up to counter three separate offenses. Even for ranged players that traditionally…

Shit, man, I sympathize, my first car was an ‘84 Camaro with the infamous POS Iron Duke, allegedly capable of a blistering 12.6s 0-60. In reality, the only way it could possibly break 16 was if you pushed off a cliff or out of a Starlifter or something. I vividly recall the thing struggling to pass my buddy’s late-70s …

Depends on the item, but it works for weapons.  

the basic principle that sport is out of politics has been trampled.

Worst retirement since Bill Watterson.

YES, absolutely agree. There is one ramp onto I-35 here in town that I simply will not take anymore because soooooo many of the jackass locals won’t even try to get to a safe merging speed and there’s nowhere to dive right if needed.  

Minnesota: not kidding, fully half the morons here will, after coming to rest at a four-way stop, if they spot an approaching car on any of the other three streets (again, even if all of the streets have a stop sign, and their own sign is clearly marked “ALL WAY”), almost totally without regard to how far away said…

Nah, c’mon, he’ll be able to just pull jnto Immortan Joe’s and pay for a tank of unleaded with his crypto, easy peasy lemon squeezy. He’s got this post-apocalyptic world on lockdown.

I was sure I was old when the last great athlete of my generation retired, but then it turned out he was just spending 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness, and now he’s back to save me.  Still young!

No, dummy, you have to delete your brilliant riposte as well or everyone will still be able to see my prosaic little joke and your absurdly hostile and defensive response thereto. Your Kinja game is lacking.

LOL, you’re an absolute Philistine and a tool, but have a good day!

Oh nooooo, I’m so sorry, your ancestors were actually conquered by the “Moops”.

Just saying: the deli fried chicken at Cub is fucking awesome, is $9.99 for a full 8-piece, and is deliverable via Instacart.

I’ve never heard of them, but if they did, they’re morons, because simply reading the labels on, say, regular Skippy or Jif compared to a “natural” refrigerated PB will demonstrate that the latter contains nothing but peanuts and salt, period, whereas shelf-stable PB also contains preservatives like sodium benzoate,…

They’ll also shoot your 10-lb toy dog, because “safety”.