I just loved his freak-out about the Will Smith Oscars episode and the way virtually everyone (literally the only media member I saw mention it even once was Shannon Sharpe) failed to remember how the same fucking hypocrite once tried to end a rookie’s career less than two minutes after it began with one of the more…

I don’t smoke (well, tobacco, anyway), but without ashtrays there is nowhere in many modern cars to put spare change, which always seems to be needed for meters if nothing else. Cubbies are useless because most of them will spill the contents on a sharp corner, plus if that two dollars in change is visible from the…

Thanks for having the courtesy to use “disrupted” in your second sentence so that readers could immediately determine you’re an idiot and a shill and ignore the remainder of your screed. I appreciate your regard for our time, most idiots are not that conscientious.

Anyone with a bad back, for starters. No one in a Miata except maybe Pygmies or dwarves, that is for damn sure.

I sold my ‘13 FR-S to Carvana in December for $21,522; I had purchased it four years and 20K miles earlier for $15K (and I got another $250 via eBay for the aftermarket taillights after replacing the originals that the prior owner had thankfully included). I’ve had a ‘22 BRZ Ltd on order since two days after the check…

Considering the RX8 had a back seat (indeed, back doors), meaning it automatically had a huge advantage over any Miata owing simply to the ability to recline, that seems like a bizarre assumption to make.

Probably none, I can’t even get a gold on the fucking A-9 license test in GT7, still more than a tenth of a second off after hours of trying, it’s pathetic.

Unfortunately, From’s armor design peaked in the original Demon’s Souls with Yurt, the Silent Chief’s very clearly Sauron-inspired set, and they haven’t managed to eclipse or even match it yet.  

I honestly don’t understand the modern mindset in that regard. My mom raised three kids with a 2-door Plymouth Duster, but somehow a childless co-worker had to trade up from a Corolla to a Highlander when she got her second dog. Good grief.

The PS5 more than justifies its existence on framerates alone. Sure, a lot of PS3 games still look pretty good, particularly in a snapshot, but anyone who thinks going from 30fps to 60fps (or more if you have a very new TV) is no big deal probably has the vision of a mole; once you’re used to the upgrade, going back…

As will Toyota itself. People thinking that the eventual configurator page for this car means anything (other than a Cartmanland-style “look this is so awesome but you can’t have it!”-type smack in the face), and that you can actually order a Toyota to spec, are going to be in for a rude awakening. You’ll get whatever…

Meh, just use DualShock 4s, they work fine on PS3 and are objectively better controllers than DS3s.

Agreed; I’ve played about 140 hours, probably at least half of that in multiplayer, and for the most part, invaders are getting stomped in this game. More often than not they wind up in 3-on-1s and there’s next to no chance they’re set up to counter three separate offenses. Even for ranged players that traditionally…

Shit, man, I sympathize, my first car was an ‘84 Camaro with the infamous POS Iron Duke, allegedly capable of a blistering 12.6s 0-60. In reality, the only way it could possibly break 16 was if you pushed off a cliff or out of a Starlifter or something. I vividly recall the thing struggling to pass my buddy’s late-70s …

Depends on the item, but it works for weapons.  

the basic principle that sport is out of politics has been trampled.

Worst retirement since Bill Watterson.

YES, absolutely agree. There is one ramp onto I-35 here in town that I simply will not take anymore because soooooo many of the jackass locals won’t even try to get to a safe merging speed and there’s nowhere to dive right if needed.  

Minnesota: not kidding, fully half the morons here will, after coming to rest at a four-way stop, if they spot an approaching car on any of the other three streets (again, even if all of the streets have a stop sign, and their own sign is clearly marked “ALL WAY”), almost totally without regard to how far away said…