Nah, c’mon, he’ll be able to just pull jnto Immortan Joe’s and pay for a tank of unleaded with his crypto, easy peasy lemon squeezy. He’s got this post-apocalyptic world on lockdown.

I was sure I was old when the last great athlete of my generation retired, but then it turned out he was just spending 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness, and now he’s back to save me.  Still young!

No, dummy, you have to delete your brilliant riposte as well or everyone will still be able to see my prosaic little joke and your absurdly hostile and defensive response thereto. Your Kinja game is lacking.

LOL, you’re an absolute Philistine and a tool, but have a good day!

Oh nooooo, I’m so sorry, your ancestors were actually conquered by the “Moops”.

Just saying: the deli fried chicken at Cub is fucking awesome, is $9.99 for a full 8-piece, and is deliverable via Instacart.

I’ve never heard of them, but if they did, they’re morons, because simply reading the labels on, say, regular Skippy or Jif compared to a “natural” refrigerated PB will demonstrate that the latter contains nothing but peanuts and salt, period, whereas shelf-stable PB also contains preservatives like sodium benzoate,…

They’ll also shoot your 10-lb toy dog, because “safety”.

The Field was pretty memorable...

Take it up with the U.S. Navy and all its foreign counterparts, they’re the ones that continue to insist on calling their service people “sailors”. They’re not at all hidebound traditionalists, so I can well imagine they’ll prove receptive.

It is not, it’s a release of claims, the buyer is simply waiving their right to sue the dealership for recovery of the payment in question. If it was an NDA, it would describe a specific term and have a litany of boilerplate language concerning judicially-compelled disclosure, injunctive relief, governing law, blah…

I miss the days when the Brits’ idea of fixing a Mustang involved stuffing a Merlin into it.  

Completely disagreed; the PS5's fps advantage alone makes it a huge upgrade on the prior gen. After having played games at a solid 60fps for a year or so, I’ve found my eyes can’t even physically take PS4 games that are locked at 30 any longer. I tried playing Prey last month on a friend’s insistent recommendation,…

There is no Demon’s Souls boss that is even 5% as shit as Bed of Chaos.

What level is your character? I Sherpa’d dozens of people through Flamelurker, I’m happy to lay a sign down outside his lair if you’re able to summon me. He’s extremely vulnerable to magic, so if you’ve got even basic sorcery skills, all you really need to do is set your gear light enough that you’re still able to…

Of course it is. It’s fine if you don’t like it, I fucking hate every Rockstar game ever made except for L.A. Noire, their controls are beyond abysmal, IMO they’ve somehow managed to master the dubious art of making controlling a human or a car feel like steering a barge.  That said, I’m not going to pretend that…

Calvin Ridley just threw away $11M to place a $1500 bet, so I’m not sure pro athletes are necessarily rational economic actors...

You didn’t even touch on the biggest factor: for the vast majority of bosses, you can call in the cavalry in the form of real-life ringers (and this is way easier now w/ the summoning pools than in any of their past titles); 4 out of every 5 players you end up summoning will be some hardcore min-maxing maniac who can…

Yeah, but that’s literally all the vast majority of “apps” are, just specialized browsers that can only access a single site.  

They’re not; Gen-X was the “Nintendo Generation”, and they’re all in their 40s and 50s now, meaning it’s been more than half a decade since the youngest members of that cohort exceeded the oldest allowable enlistment age in the US military (35), so I guess I don’t see the point of his concerns...