Is there a single law enforcement agency in the United States which is more interested in protecting the public than itself?  

Dirt bikes are expressively prohibited to be on public roads.

Have you tried Horehound candy yet?  If not, how do you feel about projectile vomiting?  

Not really, but then again I’m already running four (4) monitors on my main workstation, a matched pair of side-by-side 24" 1080s over side-by-side 27" 2Ks (one a 144Hz GSync and the other a ProArt), courtesy of a cheap quad mount, and this just seems like a less adaptable/useful configuration. I don’t care if my…

I completely agree, with the caveat that THIS site, Kotaku, is completely shot through with Ubisoft fanboys, or paid shills. The number of articles they posted on the tepid Assassin’s Creed Valhalla during its first year after release was simply staggering, it made the number of inane Hellcat-related posts on Jalopnik…

This guy shouldn’t have gotten anything more than traffic tickets and maybe a license suspension, which can be done just for being at fault in a fatal accident, even with no tickets.

To paraphrase ol’ Hanlon, never attribute to disdain that which is adequately explained by towering ignorance.

I don’t get the rabid insistence some people have on this. If the note on my house is 3%, but most any ETF returns close to 11% annually, how exactly is it smart to dump my excess funds in the former rather than the latter?

Is caning still on the table there? If so, the entertainment prospects are certainly more compelling than any game Ubisoft has produced in an age...

Fuck that, he was the one who took him to that particular dealer in the first place and then apparently stood mute during the title nonsense. If anything he should be the subject of a non compos mentis hearing, not empowered to compound the problem by directing junior to what would doubtless be the worst shyster in…

The thing looks like it has the automotive equivalent of a prolapsed anus and you want the pics to be clearer?  I fear running into one of these things out in the wild, at least until Athena decides to bestow a mirrored shield upon me...

I mean, I don’t know what they could do to make me loathe them any more as a company, other than maybe like a co-branding arrangement with NAMBLA or something. Their troll game is formidable.

Same reason some guys get stuck paying child support despite DNA evidence clearly showing they have no relation to the subject child: the state is far, far more interested in who can pay than who should.

Didn’t the late, great Paul Mooney have an entire bit on this like 20 years ago? He’d list all the supposed “anti-white” “slurs” like “cracker”, “honky”, “white trash”, etc., and note that white people had never cared at all about being called any of them, and concluded that the appropriate derogatory term for whites…

Too dumb; didn’t read. 

No kidding; I can’t decide if “servile” or “slavish” is the more appropriate descriptor of their tone...

I am feeling this, having spent yesterday morning huddled just outside the door of a local mechanic in freezing weather, swiping (gloveless, of course) on my stupid fucking phone for a full hour trying to find an available ride on Uber or Lyft and making like a dozen calls to cab companies (zero pickups!!) after…

Ubisoft Formica?

Easiest. Boycott. Ever. "Oh noes, I can't play 100-hour fetch quests anymore." 

Get a cheap trolley jack and cordless impact wrench and you could probably cut that clean in half.  I have no idea what he’s talking about, a lift is about as necessary to the job as a laser is to cutting a sandwich.