That sounds exactly like my father; if you can believe it, in a storybook twist, he actually had the good graces to die on my birthday last year. It felt like all my christmases at once.

It’s equally telling that virtually all of the 9/11 assholes are fucking Saudis, and yet not only would we not dream of even slapping the KSA’s wrist, forget invading it like Afghanistan (marginally reasonable) or Iraq (self-evidently imbecilic well before the first shot was fired), we’ve provided them with the…

All the replies blew it, the only true competitor to Milwaukee is Cincinnati.

John Menard is the biggest asshole in the state of Wisconsin, and that’s saying something for a polity that also produced Scott Walker, Paul Ryan and David Clarke.

It very clearly is. Shit, I once went 15 years between dental appointments, didn’t floss once, and had no issues. On the flip side, my lumbar spine is made largely out of papier-mâché, so it probably all evens out in the end.

I just feel bad for all the Arctic bivalves that are back on his menu.  

He’s going to have a first-grade class read My Pet Goat to him instead of vice versa. There are a few multisyllabic words in it that he’s been struggling with.

What is America if you can’t even use your enormously superior bargaining position to viciously exploit a desperate permanent underclass anymore?

LOL, Bret Stephens is such a pud that he can’t even hold onto his crown as Streisand Effect posterboy for an entire news cycle.  

There’s no fancy water-pump or flushing system here, just a mechanism to dump the wastes out the bottom of the car and onto the road

As a former sysadmin I’m horrified by #5 on her list.

I can’t believe I know this, but there’s YT channel wherein most of the dude’s videos involve him towing morons off the beach just ahead of the rising tide (or sometimes not).

Probably either climbing Everest or having enough money to retire before I die.  

I bet both Japanese XB1 owners are thrilled.  

It actually used to be: https://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/minute/The_Caning_of_Senator_Charles_Sumner.htm

I would’ve figured that in Iowa they just traipse out to the nearest pig trough when hungry or thirsty and settle in alongside the other hogs.

LOL, he’s not wrong, the chin would be preferable. I still think my description of Eric as the Trumps’ expert Count Orlok cosplayer was solid, but I got no love. :-(

Ah, right on.  Hard to believe they’ve been able to keep doing what they’re doing at such a high level for so long.  That’s probably the one show I’ll be most bummed about when it finally ends.

I actually experienced this phenomenon on a ‘97 Audi when my cousin and I broke the stupid ABS sensors while replacing the rear wheel bearings. The brakes just started randomly firing on their own when I test drove it after the installs. I “fixed” it by pulling the fuses for ABS and traction control and never thinking…