OH.

James Brown?

I wonder if she’ll fall for a random dude doing a surprisingly soulful cover of a song by “Peter Fucking Frampton.”

Gin and juice? Do they mix?

I end up watching chunks of Titanic with my wife every so often and that’s been my complaint from the beginning. “So she married and had kids with this other guy, then grandkids, but every night she dreams she’s with another dude?? That’s fucking awful.”

I’m spending eternity with this hobo I fucked on a cruise.

Credit to Smoochie for not butchering ‘Gehrig.’ 

U FUKIN MORON LOOKIN ASS. GET LOU GEHRIGS DISEASE. #TURNTUP #YALLGOTMEFUCKEDUP #SHOUTOUT #SOFTPRETZEL #AUNTIEANNES

That Parks and Rec episode with Leslie's mom shows what really might have happened if they both survived, but lost touch and reconnected later in life. 

“...a man she knew for three days.”

I believe you’re thinking of Executive Decision.

Hopefully it can still fetch an audience. 

It truly is the dog days of August.

Take a bow, wow!

I’m certainly not going to hound anyone into it.

Arf we going to do another pun thread?

I don’t know, the movie’s plot sounds a little ruff. 

I’ll be in my bunk.

for you clerks cartoon fanboys, as Im going down the list of other cartoons , there where alot that aire don UPN and of course it makes me think of “The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer” on UPN!

I’m still mad that they never got to produce the KITT episode they talk about on the commentary. I don’t remember the exact idea, but basically Randall somehow finds KITT from Knightrider and starts using him as a car and becomes friend with him. But then KITT gets jealous of his friendship with Dante and winds up…