I liked Lois and Clark at the time, but I don’t think I’d ever want to revisit it.

Dammit, now I’m imagining hacky comedians in the H.P. universe.

I guess the silver lining is that it's just Chris Hardwick and I already wasn't watching his shows?

You’re taking a vacation from normality. The setting: a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery. And there’s also some mystery floating in the pool. Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock. But it will open the Scary Door.

“That was a weird one!”

Ice Station Impossible! (where Rusty, Billy and Pete White take jobs with the Reed Richards-esque Prof. Impossible voiced by Steven Colbert) and Asassinnany 911 (Molotov Cocktease guards the Ventures while Brock is on a mission) continue to crack me up every time I see them. 

I’d forgotten the show had been canceled and now I’m sad again.

No "Click Clack Moo?" Its never to early to teach kids the value of organizing and collective bargaining!

Where the fuck is American Ninja II?

I can’t figure out why he needs to capture Rogue to carry it out.

I did not care for The Godfather. It insists upon  itself.

Point of fact, the stupidly stylized title is Se7en, not S7ven. 

It's Se7en, not S7ven. I get that this is nit-picking, but when the article is about avoiding pop culture because the name is stupid, at least get the stupid name of a cited work right. 

listening to gales of laughter rippling throughout the place during the scene in Dumb & Dumber where Jeff Bridges has violently explosive diarrhea

Not bad, not bad. I’d go:

Muddler is KEY

Nice, thank you for this!

“A guy’s dick is his proudest possession.”